It's the Midwest Hillbillies!!!!!

[PlateheadJim]

Well, let me tell ya a story about a man named Platehead... He was driving up to see his girlfriend one day when someone said "Lawrencville's the place you gotta be (or go through)!" Midwestern Hics that is... Yellow Corn....

Anyway, enough of the song: I was driving through a small Southern Illinois town one late night coming up from Alabama. Of course I momentarily forgot that Southern Illinois has more cows and police than people so I was pulled over for speeding. While being pulled over the police decided to search the car (routine in this area) and they came upon my overnight case stock full of GEAR!!!! I had my winny, my dbol, Clen, T3/T4 and some Tren (I was packing light this time).

They took me in and asked me:

- Are these recreational drugs?
- Are these Illeagle?
- Are these Anabolic Steroids (no, I said - all 205/6% body fat on a 5'8" frame - of course not!)

I told them they where supplements/etc. So after 1 hour of sweating it out they came back, gave them all back to me and let me go (obviously trying to bluff me that they could test)...

Anyway, an amusing story but I'm sure not everyone's been so lucky!

 

[Animal]

I know somebody up in Northern Redneck land of MN where they took his stuff on and illegal search and it was ALL LEGAL but it is yet to be returned.

 

[PrincePRIMO1]

Well, let me tell ya a story about a man named Platehead... He was driving up to see his girlfriend one day when someone said "Lawrencville's the place you gotta be (or go through)!" Midwestern Hics that is... Yellow Corn....

Anyway, enough of the song: I was driving through a small Southern Illinois town one late night coming up from Alabama. Of course I momentarily forgot that Southern Illinois has more cows and police than people so I was pulled over for speeding. While being pulled over the police decided to search the car (routine in this area) and they came upon my overnight case stock full of GEAR!!!! I had my winny, my dbol, Clen, T3/T4 and some Tren (I was packing light this time).

They took me in and asked me:

- Are these recreational drugs?
- Are these Illeagle?
- Are these Anabolic Steroids (no, I said - all 205/6% body fat on a 5'8" frame - of course not!)

I told them they where supplements/etc. So after 1 hour of sweating it out they came back, gave them all back to me and let me go (obviously trying to bluff me that they could test)...

Anyway, an amusing story but I'm sure not everyone's been so lucky!

You're a fucking liar.

 

[PlateheadJim]

Re: Re: It's the Midwest Hillbillies!!!!!

You're a fucking liar.

Your wife doesn't think so! Of course all she says to me is mmmmphhh, mmmmmmmph...etc!