If You Were Mountain Climbing, And Your Penis Was Caught Between 2 Boulders....

[Slated]

Would you cut it off after three days of being stuck?
























silly boy, why were you rock climbing naked?

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

How do you know it wasn't someone like Bullit just humping a crevace?

 

[jerkbox]

i'd think of seashell, get a giant hard on and move the boulder with my love rod

 

[GoldenDelicious]

my penis IS caught between two boulders

 

[jerkbox]

my penis IS caught between two boulders

lol...

 

[chewyxrage]

as long as you do cock pushups, you should have the strength to get out of the situation promptly.

 

[chewyxrage]

^lay on the ground, and let your boner lift you up off the ground.

 

[Russian KGB]

This is too funny!

 

[perkele]

I guess it can be quite cold up there so I don't know how your small penis can get stuck between two boulders unless the boulders aren't your gay friends ass cheeks.

 

[coldblue1955]

Nah! But I would try to make the penis get longer by pulling. lol.