I earned "special sex" from the wife tonight...

[vixenbabe]

I wish you could ..I wish someone could!

It's my dad....We found out some bad news this week. I'm not doing well from this news. I'm going to lose my dad , J. He has cancer of the bladder.

I feel as though I'm walking the death march along with him and my mom. I have NEVER felt sooooo outta control. He's beat EVERY rotten thing in his life until now. I have to face that my dad is 76 year's old and now has a death notice over his head. I feel sooo damn scared. I have NEVER been afraid in my life until now. Not even when he had his stroke did I feel he'd NOT make it! Something always told me he'd be fine..and he was..this is sooooo different. My heart is broken and my spirit is shaken right now. It's NOT like me to not be strong....Never in my life have I felt such a loss of strenght and positive attitude.

It's their 55 year wedding anniversary tomorrow, J. 55 wonderful year's and now this to look forward too. Shitty deal.

I feel as though my heart is being ripped from my chest when I think of all this .....I just want to escape...

 

[cockdezl]

I was watering my yard tonight with the hand sprinkler and my wife came out to talk to me while holding the baby. She was standing on the lawn and after a few minutes realized that ants had started to crawl up her leg and were biting her. She couldn't slap them off because her arms were around the baby so she just started dancing and screaming a little.

Being the quick thinking military man that I am, I immediately turned the hand sprinkler on her and soaked her juicy legs.

At first she was shocked, then she stopped jumping around and just let me hose the ants off.

I am her hero tonight, and she will reward me.

Your wife sounds easily impressed. Do you get blown for passing the salt?

 

[Sassy69]

Sorry to hear that VB -- your family is in my prayers.

ttlpkg -- honey, you know I like to check out your "special" threads

 

[KAYNE]

Well Kayne, I don't know if you're married or not, but special is a relative term. Even if it is good every night, it can always be better, ya know?

Putting it in military terms, a wise commander will always keep a reserve effort available so he can surge to influence the battle at just the right time...

THATS A GOOD POINT. IT SOUNDED TO ME (MY MISTAKE) THAT YOU AND SHE DIDNT HAVE MUCH SEX ANYMORE BUT SINCE YOU DID HER A FAVOR, SHE REWARDED YOU WITH SOME ASS. I SEE NOW THAT WAS JUST A MOTIVATOR FOR HER TO GET EVEN MORE FREAKY THAN USUAL...AM I CORRECT? FREAKY SEX IS A WONDERFUL THING ISNT IT!!! MY EX AND THE ONE I'M WITH NOW ARE VERY FREAKY. ITS GREAT.



KAYNE

 

[Longhorn85]

I feel as though my heart is being ripped from my chest when I think of all this .....I just want to escape...

VB please check your email sweetie.

 

[Longhorn85]

I SEE NOW THAT WAS JUST A MOTIVATOR FOR HER TO GET EVEN MORE FREAKY THAN USUAL...AM I CORRECT?

Bingo!

 

[TEXgrl]

so, are the ceiling fan blades intact this morning?

 

[Longhorn85]

so, are the ceiling fan blades intact this morning?

TEXgrl you are one kinky, imaginative biatch! That one went over my head. Can you explain?

 

[spongebob]

yea i had some special sex this past weekend myself. got to fuck my girl and her best friend all night while rollin'. a hot blonde and a hot redhead both with d-cup jubilee's. yea it was pretty damn "special".

 

[TEXgrl]

TEXgrl you are one kinky, imaginative biatch! That one went over my head. Can you explain?

mmmm, not sure i can explain it, i'm pretty sure you can figure it out if you think about it tho!






Spongebob: that was very special! you be sure to thank your girl! there arent many out there like her!