I earned "special sex" from the wife tonight...

[sereneman]

Amazing how rewarding yard work can be...!

Not for me lady. I'm come in from busting my ass in the heat and all I get are my sister's dogs trying to take advantage of me because i'm too exhausted to fight back. I must have been really bad in another life.

 

[casavant]

"Special sex" for me is when I use my right hand to gently sqeeze and massage my balls while I jack my cack with the other. Sometimes, if I am using my trusty "High Society" wack mag, and focus on a really good full penetration pic AND get a perfect corresponding fantasy going, I can shoot it extra far.

 

[KAYNE]

DAMN CAS.......SOME THINGS ARE BETTER LEFT UNSAID MAN!!!


KAYNE

 

[sereneman]

Casavant, you're a funny MF. God made people like you to keep me from blowing my brains out. Bless you

 

[sereneman]

Hey I just gave some Karma. Didn't know I could do that. They said i can get 100 free karma points by becoming a platinum member. Oh boy. If I try hard enough, I might get enough for that space book comic.

 

[Pamela]

Those things hurt when they bite..

You deserve Great Sex....!!

 

[Lestat]

I tried spraying a girl down with a hose once just like that.. but the resulting effect was almost totally opposite.

 

[Puddles]

Hey I just gave some Karma. Didn't know I could do that. They said i can get 100 free karma points by becoming a platinum member. Oh boy. If I try hard enough, I might get enough for that space book comic.

Lies...it's all lies! Don't believe them! I didn't get my 100 karma points or 500 posts when I joined Platinum! Whaaaaaaaaaa!!!

 

[casavant]

Casavant, you're a funny MF. God made people like you to keep me from blowing my brains out. Bless you

KAYNE- Yes, you're right, but I just can't help it. Hey, they're hetero wack mags, at least.

sereneman- I'm glad you find that amusing. I do too, and the best part is that it is true. If you lifted up my mattress right now, you would find a "High Society" magazine. I used to have a couple of those really skanky ones that you get in 3-packs at the XXX video store- they had names like "Anally Yours" and "From the Rear". There were a lot of chicks getting pounded in the ass, but they were all, like, vintage 1978. Between the fucked up clothes and the excess pubic and ass hair on the chicks, it kind of messed up the fantasy. I mean, you're busting a nut to the stuff, but at the same time you can't help thinking how embarrassed you would be if your friends found out what your material was. I have a massage oil bottle full of vegetable oil next to my bed. Veggie oil is the best, actually. I've tried a shitload of lubes, and the whole time the ultimate jack juice was the stuff I use to keep my eggs from sticking to the pan. It's the perfect blend of silkiness and viscosity. Jacking off is some good shit.

As far as the blowing out of brains, I take prescription drugs and it allows me to squeeze a lot more fun out of this shitty joke we call life. Do a search on my pre-February posts and you may see what I'm talking about.

I'm out of here for the night, y'all. Take 'er easy.

 

[Taps]

KAYNE- Yes, you're right, but I just can't help it. Hey, they're hetero wack mags, at least.

sereneman- I'm glad you find that amusing. I do too, and the best part is that it is true. If you lifted up my mattress right now, you would find a "High Society" magazine. I used to have a couple of those really skanky ones that you get in 3-packs at the XXX video store- they had names like "Anally Yours" and "From the Rear". There were a lot of chicks getting pounded in the ass, but they were all, like, vintage 1978. Between the fucked up clothes and the excess pubic and ass hair on the chicks, it kind of messed up the fantasy. I mean, you're busting a nut to the stuff, but at the same time you can't help thinking how embarrassed you would be if your friends found out what your material was. I have a massage oil bottle full of vegetable oil next to my bed. Veggie oil is the best, actually. I've tried a shitload of lubes, and the whole time the ultimate jack juice was the stuff I use to keep my eggs from sticking to the pan. It's the perfect blend of silkiness and viscosity. Jacking off is some good shit.

As far as the blowing out of brains, I take prescription drugs and it allows me to squeeze a lot more fun out of this shitty joke we call life. Do a search on my pre-February posts and you may see what I'm talking about.

I'm out of here for the night, y'all. Take 'er easy.

That was beautiful.