I earned "special sex" from the wife tonight...

[Longhorn85]

I'll have a little talk with them first...and if they don't listen, I'll lend ya my whip.

my wife might like to borrow it sometime...

 

[AAP]

Ha, ha. For you that would be special sex. For me it would be the ultimate punishment. She has no time for a boyfriend though, I keep her pretty busy.

I have heard THAT one before.....

Just when I was getting ready to request pics...

 

[Puddles]

my wife might like to borrow it sometime...

OK...ya want her to have the big one or the little one?

 

[SofaGeorge]

I am her hero tonight, and she will reward me. [/B]

Help me out with this, bro... just to be sure I got it right. I brought the garden hose inside the house... and I'm gonna be hiding with it behind the couch. When my girlfriend gets off work and comes through the front door... I jump from behind the couch and soak her good. Then I get great sex.

Right?

 

[Longhorn85]

OK...ya want her to have the big one or the little one?

which do you recommend?

 

[Puddles]

Let's see...the BIG ONE! Look in the toy drawer...it's the hot pink one.

 

[sereneman]

I was watering my yard tonight with the hand sprinkler and my wife came out to talk to me while holding the baby. She was standing on the lawn and after a few minutes realized that ants had started to crawl up her leg and were biting her. She couldn't slap them off because her arms were around the baby so she just started dancing and screaming a little.

Being the quick thinking military man that I am, I immediately turned the hand sprinkler on her and soaked her juicy legs.

At first she was shocked, then she stopped jumping around and just let me hose the ants off.

I am her hero tonight, and she will reward me.

I'm envious of you. I will spend yet another night beating my meat.

 

[casavant]

Re: Re: I earned "special sex" from the wife tonight...

I'm envious of you. I will spend yet another night beating my meat.

I'm a member of tha club too. Even got the commemorative jacket.

 

[Sassy69]

Amazing how rewarding yard work can be...!

 

[KAYNE]

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WHEN IT COMES TIME THAT YOU HAVE TO EARN SPECIAL SEX FOR THE OLD LADY, ITS TIME TO GET DIVORCED.


KAYNE