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I earned "special sex" from the wife tonight...

KAYNE said:
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WHEN IT COMES TIME THAT YOU HAVE TO EARN SPECIAL SEX FOR THE OLD LADY, ITS TIME TO GET DIVORCED.


KAYNE

Well Kayne, I don't know if you're married or not, but special is a relative term. Even if it is good every night, it can always be better, ya know?

Putting it in military terms, a wise commander will always keep a reserve effort available so he can surge to influence the battle at just the right time...
 
Mmmmm..... hose sex in the backyard......

Better yet....fill up the kiddie pool and wait for a star filled night for some lovin! My neighbor's still have not been the same towards us......:D
 
vixenbabe said:
Mmmmm..... hose sex in the backyard......


That's a great idea sweet thang! If I were your hubby I wouldn't need to be in the yard to hose you down, know what I mean?

Hey guess what? I fell asleep without reward last night cuz I was exhausted from work. No problem, we woke up early this morning and the reward session was underway, on par for a "hall of fame" performance and then my 9 month old woke up. Game over.

I have to take a raincheck tonight. I have like 24 hours to take advantage of the "special" sex I earned. This is an unwritten rule, but I have found this is how it usually works. When my boy grows up maybe I can explain this to him someday.
 
vixenbabe said:
Mmmmm..... hose sex in the backyard......

Better yet....fill up the kiddie pool and wait for a star filled night for some lovin! My neighbor's still have not been the same towards us......:D

From looking at you in that avatar I can think of 101 uses for that white bed post/head railing. I wonder how sturdy it is?
 
Hey....You need to call a baby sitter and take the wife away for the weekend. Just the two of you for a weekend of sleeping in and all day sex. No cooking or kids crying.Does wonder's for a marriage with a new baby in the house.

My hubby called my folks when Bri was around 5 months old to babysit her. He took me away for the weekend. It was one of the best gift's he could have given me at the time.

I know your wife works hard (as do you) but this could NOT be any better gift for the BOTH of you when a new baby is in the house, J.

In regards to the day bed in my office...It's rather small but we have pulled a few rounds on it and in it..hehehe. Our bed is the fun bed..It's a pencil post bed with HUGE posts for the ole silk rope routine. (wink wink) I like to refer to it as the playpen!

You made me laugh..You have NO idea how much I need that today...Can't even talk about it....:bawling:
 
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