I cant get laid unless I'm drunk??

[Immortal Juicer]

I guess you can say I'm somewhat shy when it comes to talking to chicks so going out on a date is always kind of ackward but sometimes goes well.

I've changed my attitude about one night stands now, they are just not worth the possible consequences to me. But up until my senior year of college, I would go out one night a week, as not to fuck up my training too much, and get hammered at a club and next thing I know, I'm bangin some chick back at her apartment.

Not some ugly chick either, hot ass chicks that I didnt know, was drunk as hell, and said some magic words that always got me laid.

When I'm dating a chick and we are both sober, its ackward as hell to kiss her, then work your way around the bases until she draws the line or waves you home.

But if I'm hammered, I would wake up, thongs and bras would be across the room and the sheets would be halfway off the bed we were fucking so hard. I'm like "what the fuck did I say to do this?" I need to go out and wear a mic to record me in pimp mode.

I cant imagine going to a club sober and having enough game to nail a chick that night.

Am I the only one that is either hammered railing some strange I just met or at home jackin off to sublimedirectory if I'm sober that Saturday?

BTW, all it takes is one STD scare to change your whole perspective on sex. There is nothing worse busting a nut and instantly thinking - "What the fuck did I just do?" And five seconds ago you were railing her like there was not tomorrow.

 

[harddtime]

But if I'm hammered, I would wake up, thongs and bras would be across the room and the sheets would be halfway off the bed we were fucking so hard. I'm like "what the fuck did I say to do this?" I need to go out and wear a mic to record me in pimp mode.


"What the fuck did I just do?" And five seconds ago you were railing her like there was not tomorrow.

get a recorder, i never remember shit when i'm drinking so when i used to drink a few times i carried my recorder or as i called my "captains log". OR you can try some G isntead of alc, you''ll be just as smooth and you'll remember stuff

and yea, i know that feeling. It's funny just how quickly that feelingt comes about

 

[Taps]

It's 'cuase when you're drunk, you don't give a shit what you say or do. That in turn makes you a lot more bold with the ladies.

I know that whenever I was at a bar, smashed out of my head, I could get told to fuck off 20 times in one night and it wouldn't phaze me at all. Sober, well, I'd usually mope around after having one girl brush me off...

 

[b fold the truth]

If you have to be drunk to have sex...maybe that is someone trying to tell you something...

Be yourself...just my opinion.

B True

 

[Immortal Juicer]

I appreciate the advice and I see what you mean. I think the problem is just that I'm not the type of person who would walk up to some smokin chick talking with her friends and say "Damn, your are really fuckin hot" That icebreaker has gotten me plenty of ass. Not anymore though because I'm more mature and want something more than a fuck. I guess its just the enviornments I'm going to to meet girls are the same ones I used to - but I'm not the same.

I've got a date with a chick at the gym tomorrow who is a 10 1/2 and we get along great sober. Wish me luck.

If you have to be drunk to have sex...maybe that is someone trying to tell you something...

Be yourself...just my opinion.

B True

 

[swampmoose]

i can see that this is a serious post. b true always has something positive to say. he is right . be yourself and if what u r looking 4 comes around then treat it as so. but by all means, if you have high expectations, don't change yourself 4 anyone.
i have never met anyone remarkably special from the clubs or the church, but i am not saying u can't.. good luck to u bro.

 

[Beezers]

Did you consider the fact that probably 100% of the time your were hammered they were to?...(liquid leg opener)

Alcohol is a very potent drug, amke no mistake about it. It will remove most inhibitions both for you and her.

 

[Immortal Juicer]

Yeah, I know. But the problem is they are still drunk and I cant get between their legs like I used to when I was hammered.

 

[Pat Mycroch]

Did you consider the fact that probably 100% of the time your were hammered they were to?...(liquid leg opener)

Alcohol is a very potent drug, amke no mistake about it. It will remove most inhibitions both for you and her.

Haha, it's funny cause it's true. I'm in the same boat as you IJ. What the fuck is in alchohol that makes me so smooth with the ladies?

lol

 

[Immortal Juicer]

lol. exactly. I'm sober and I'm thinking of something to break the ice, ask her a question or something, compliment her, talk to her and at some point in the conversation convice her to have sex with me! How the fuck am I going to accomplish all that with a girl I just met?

But for Drunk IJ, its just second nature?
I wish he would fill me in!

Haha, it's funny cause it's true. I'm in the same boat as you IJ. What the fuck is in alchohol that makes me so smooth with the ladies?

lol