Gym Pickup lines

[Dooley]

sigh....here comes page 474 out of my dating book :

"wait til she gets off the treadmill. Wait til she works on some machine. Wait a few yards away. When she is done and is sitting there wiping off resting...then walk up to her. Act like you had a strong workout, panting, using your towel. Just walk straight to her and ask her a gym question "What time does this gym close?" "Oh around 8". "Cool. I usually work out in the mornings, so i through i'd try evenings. I just like how it's a lot more open and machiens are available" "Yeah you're right. I like this time slot too..." blah blah blah blah blah".

c'mon people. just be creative at having conversatiosn in general.

-= nav =-

That's some pretty solid advice. Karma 2 u.

 

[Y_lifter]

Me thinks that anyone with a Dating book with over 400 pages gets lots of practice...

 

[Paulos]

Ask her if you can spot her on SLDL.

 

[GinNJuice]

Ask her if you can spot her on SLDL.

Ok, you got me.....

SLDL

 

[KnoXville]

Ok, you got me.....

SLDL

Stiff(straight) Leg Dead Lift

?

 

[BodhiDharma]

Ok, you got me.....

SLDL

Stiff legs dead lift

 

[danielson]

talking to them shouldnt be too much of a problem as long as they are between sets

but i tend to ignore them.....nice eye candy and all but i gotta concentrate in doing a 1hr workout ya know ......its really cool when the one attention whore woman gets ignored because she goes to incredulous lengths to be noticed (i had one do crunches on the bench i was just about to swing back on to do DB bench press, she was an inch behind and giving 'ooh's on each crunch)

my new gym has an aerobics class in the next room. all the guys watch that

 

[PlateheadJim]

Get a good "STIFFY" going, walk by her and adjust yourself! Then say: "God Damn it! I can't even keep it in my pants!"

Look back at her and give her a wink.

 

[KAYNE]

WHAT DO YOU SAY TO A GIRL WHO JUST GOT TO THE GYM AND MORE THAN LIKELY DOESNT WANT TO BE PICKED UP ON? PROBABLY HAS A BOYFRIEND AT HOME ANYWAY? AND IS WAITING FOR AN OPPURTUNITY TO SHOOT SOME POOR JOE DOWN?

HMMM.....WHAT DO YOU SAY???


KAYNE

 

[biteme]

Just walk up to her and say, "Excuse me, I don't normally do this, but I couldn't help notice you and I wanted you to know that you are exraordinarily beautiful and when I saw you it took my breath away. My name is Johnny Balls and I hope to get to know you."