Gym Pickup lines

[Nathan]

Here's my favorite thing to do to pick up a girl:

Ask her, "Are you gonna finish that sandwich?"

When she asks you what the fuck you are talking about, just push her (hard) and then pretend like she's the one who is asking weird questions. Works every time.

 

[Hoopsdaddy135]

Hahaha, that was fucking hilarious. A thousand points to you.

 

[Hoopsdaddy135]

The Ultimate CockBlock Approach:

You do your workout, while everyone and their mothers notice the hot babe with the cute butt sweat. Remember you have no balls, so you wait for someone who does.

When they go approach her and break the akwardness for you, then you make your move.

Walk up to them while they are talking, smile at the girl, then look at the guy.

"Are you using this?"

 

[Testosterone boy]

Just ask if she needs a spotter for the squats. If she is interested, you are in business.

I hardly ever pick up girls but I get smiles when I tell them (between sets of course) that it works better when they use some wieght. Something along those lines.

 

[DownUnder23]

i see some of the biggest asses in the world hitting on the fine ladies in my gym! i always sit back and laugh!

 

[Testosterone boy]

i see some of the biggest asses in the world hitting on the fine ladies in my gym! i always sit back and laugh!

Gee...that sounds like superficial judgement. Some fine looking women are total pieces of shit and complete failures as people.
Some terrific guys don't look all that special.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

"I have a penis,you have a vagina"

 

[smallpp]

i usually just do a double bicep pose and tell the bitch that i want to play with her fun bags later that night, always works, if you have any problems let me know

-smalls