Gym Pickup lines

[Dooley]

I saw this really hot girl today at Gold's and didn't say anything to her because I was finishing when she came in. But it got me thinking.. what the hell would you say to a girl in a gym, that's in the middle of a treadmill workout, without sounding like a chodemonkey. I don't expect to ever see her again, but I'm curious what game any of you fellas have in the gym. And I don't want to hear any shit about "a real hardcore lifter should be 100% focused on his own workout". Nobody can resist checkin out a sexy female in a sports bra. Bring it on.

 

[Puc]

tell her you would like to hear her pant more often.

 

[GinNJuice]

*Butt Head voice*

Hey babe.......uhhhhh huh huh huh huh....... do you work out?

 

[PatsFan34]

Get on the tread mill on the side of her, turn up the speed, and make believe you accidently feel off, then pretend your really hurt! She'll be quick to the rescue, and if you have any game at all, you should be able to take it from there, you dig jive turkey???

 

[Dooley]

lol.. I take it you guys are either married or lead VERY lonely lives.

I considered the treadmill one a few weeks ago on a different girl.. decided making a jackass outta myself isn't that great of an idea. I dunno bout ya'll, but I'd rather come off as a protector instead of a clumsy dipshit that can't even run on a treadmill. PEACE.

 

[Y_lifter]

Get on the tread mill on the side of her, turn up the speed, and make believe you accidently feel off, then pretend your really hurt! She'll be quick to the rescue, and if you have any game at all, you should be able to take it from there, you dig jive turkey???

Bring in some WWE Chicken Blood Capsules for added effect..

How about:

Hi, Are you a new member here ?
My names Dooley

Take her reaction as a Stop / Slow or Go sign..

 

[hardrock]

Just tell her "let me know when you're ready for a real workout" lol

I think most chicks at the gym really don't want to be hit on. Even though they dress like they do. I think they get tired of us drooling over them, even tho inside i think they like it.

 

[rocco and buttman]

go stunna style, keep walking back and forth infront of her, don't say shit, just throw her the double finger gun sign with a wink each time. be sure to raise one of the jumper suit legs and have a wife beater with gold nugget nike chain on. Hope this works for you cuz this method has never worked for me.

 

[Dooley]

go stunna style, keep walking back and forth infront of her, don't say shit, just throw her the double finger gun sign with a wink each time. be sure to raise one of the jumper suit legs and have a wife beater with gold nugget nike chain on. Hope this works for you cuz this method has never worked for me.

gravy.. I'm on it

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

"uhhhhhhhhhhh, treadmill huh"?