Getting back in shape, and asking out chicks

[awittyusername]

I've seen fat, disgusting slobs who had a nice smile and a few good jokes leave a party or club with a perfect 10 under their arm.

Oh, thats right. I forgot you are friends w/jerseyart.

 

[jackangel]

where the hell are you coming up with this notion?

picture him reaching into a jar labeled "reality" or maybe even "truth".

What the hell do you talk about with women after you get past the introductions?

it's hard when you have no personality or character.

and by the way, for all of you that might give him training advice, just remember how well he's done following other kinds of advice thus far.

you are useful to EF, though. it's nice to have something in particular to dislike.

but please take pity on some of the people who have tried to help you and want to see you succeed (aka victims of mass 0wnage). one of these days, you (or the writer that creates you on a daily basis) should come back with a great story of how you met a beautiful girl, impressed her with your intelligence, charm, and wit, and eventually went out on a really enjoyable date with her. it doesn't have to be true. what's truth anyways? just make up some shit and post it. none of us will really know if it's a lie, and some will want to believe you.

do it. do it.

 

[jackangel]

p.s. i hope your author gets carpal tunnel syndrome and you suddenly cease to exist.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

p.s. i hope your author gets carpal tunnel syndrome and you suddenly cease to exist.

LoL damn that was pretty harsh. I think he is one of the more interesting alters out there.

 

[MFMan]

I feel sorry for ya guy. You ask the same question in every thread. There is no sugar coating it. You will most likely die a virgin. Even if you get in shape {a very small possibility} chicks may still not like you. Troll screams loud and clear in your threads. You are an unfortunate number. Plagued by poor genes, bad looks, an inability to talk to hot chicks, and small cock syndrome. With over 600 posts here on EF, if this site has not helped you by now, it never will. You must except the consequences of your destiny. Either become a gay man or shoot yourself and get it over with. May the powers of something be with you.

 

[chewyxrage]

I feel sorry for ya guy. You ask the same question in every thread. There is no sugar coating it. You will most likely die a virgin. Even if you get in shape {a very small possibility} chicks may still not like you. Troll screams loud and clear in your threads. You are an unfortunate number. Plagued by poor genes, bad looks, an inability to talk to hot chicks, and small cock syndrome. With over 600 posts here on EF, if this site has not helped you by now, it never will. You must except the consequences of your destiny. Either become a gay man or shoot yourself and get it over with. May the powers of something be with you.

rofl. Why don't you tell him what you really think?

 

[Taps]

Foxy, this is too much to hope for, but do you do drugs or drink at all?

Get right fucked out of your gourd on whatever liquid/pill/substance you have at your disposal...THEN go around and talk to every woman you see. You will look like a fool, but you won't care.

This may be your only hope.

 

[Alright123]

Gots to be a playa 24/7 yo

 

[fyxgel2]

it's hard when you have no personality or character.

i figured this was the problem.

Foxy, this is too much to hope for,

I hope not. I need to do something and get this complex of mine resolved. The "I dont get out much or take social initiative" complex. I talk to girls but its all bullshit introductory stuff. I never get invited anywhere or invite people anywhere.

And I'm chicken shit when it comes to asking out girls cuz I'm afraid I'll end up being bored out of my mind with them.

A lot of excuses, I know. Damn, I need to do something about this.

 

[landser]

i figured this was the problem.



I hope not. I need to do something and get this complex of mine resolved. The "I dont get out much or take social initiative" complex. I talk to girls but its all bullshit introductory stuff. I never get invited anywhere or invite people anywhere.

And I'm chicken shit when it comes to asking out girls cuz I'm afraid I'll end up being bored out of my mind with them.

A lot of excuses, I know. Damn, I need to do something about this.

Go to a massage parlour, get fucked for a $100 dollars, and you will be a new man.