blueta is so fat she sells shade in the summer.
blueta is so fat that her muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.
blueta is so fat when she get a cut she bleeds milkshakes
blueta is so fat she walked by the tv and i missed three episodes.
blueta is so fat, she whistles bass.
blueta is so fat, she's the only one at the beach that gets a tan.
blueta is so fat she pays taxes in canada, usa, and mexico!
blueta is so fat when she wears a green dress she looks like a pool table.
blueta is so fat that you couldn't store her on a 4000 hexabite hardrive!
blueta is so fat when she rolls over in bed she burns her ass on the light bulb