Anyone NOT watching the game?

[myway]

I am at least as good at Math as you are at quoteing people.

Did I mention I'm also a computer-tard.
I have no sense of direction. North, east, west, south='s
You know that thing u do when u answer a lot of people in one post? Well, I can't do it.
I can't cut and paste if I don't have glue and scissors
I have a hard time keeping track of the days of the week(but I know today is Sunday..... ) but prolly because peeps are talking about football.
Politics and american history

BUT

When it comes to intubation, defibrillation and medication, I move like
Not a big deal to the average Joe but in the world of paramedics and heart patients ='s I'm a fuggin' paragawd
My memory is ahead of the class
I 've got madd rubik's cube skillz
and I finish my daily crossword before my morning cup of coffee gets cold.
Did I mention I can make 32 diff. types of paper airplanes?

At the end, we all create our own balance.

 

[sardonicone]

Did I mention I'm also a computer-tard.
I have no sense of direction. North, east, west, south='s
You know that thing u do when u answer a lot of people in one post? Well, I can't do it.
I can't cut and paste if I don't have glue and scissors
I have a hard time keeping track of the days of the week(but I know today is Sunday..... ) but prolly because peeps are talking about football.
Politics and american history

BUT

When it comes to intubation, defibrillation and medication, I move like
Not a big deal to the average Joe but in the world of paramedics and heart patients ='s I'm a fuggin' paragawd
My memory is ahead of the class
I 've got madd rubik's cube skillz
and I finish my daily crossword before my morning cup of coffee gets cold.
Did I mention I can make 32 diff. types of paper airplanes?

At the end, we all create our own balance.

Are you trying to turn me on with your mad skillz?

 

[myway]

Are you trying to turn me on with your mad skillz?

Lol. Did I mention I sing like a frog with a turd caught in it's throat?
Is it working?

 

[Subzeero]

Lol. Did I mention I sing like a frog with a turd caught in it's throat?
Is it working?

yes...


OOPS!

 

[samoth]

SWeet, someone else has no direction! Everyone always laughs at me for that, lol. I still get lost in my small hometown.

 

[sardonicone]

Lol. Did I mention I sing like a frog with a turd caught in it's throat?
Is it working?

Well, there goes my erection...

SWeet, someone else has no direction! Everyone always laughs at me for that, lol. I still get lost in my small hometown.

Well, there goes my erection.

Wait...

 

[myway]

SWeet, someone else has no direction! Everyone always laughs at me for that, lol. I still get lost in my small hometown.

Yea, but I work on an ambulance. It's a good thing we work in 2's. It's a long standing joke where I work that I am a damn good paramedic..... if someone else can help me find the patient's house, lol.

 

[samoth]

Well, there goes my erection.

Wait...

Well, I do know that north is up and south is down. What else do we need?

 

[sardonicone]

Well, I do know that north is up and south is down. What else do we need?

Ah, but that only works in a 2 dimensional universe.

 

[myway]

Well, I do know that north is up and south is down. What else do we need?

Close ur eyes, turn around 3 times, then point north. Are u correct? I never am.