Would Having Sex with Ronnie Coleman...

[FreeballinDC]

Jesus, I can't even ask a question related to sex without it turning into a crotch rocket thread.

Unless there are those who equate crotch rocket with sex.

If that's the case, then let's rephrase the question.

Would sex with Ronnie Coleman on a Honda crotch rocket be satisfying at all? How would he control the bike if the girl is straddling him? That gut of his would get in the way of the handle bars, wouldn't it?

 

[gsxr1000]

Jesus, I can't even ask a question related to sex without it turning into a crotch rocket thread.

Unless there are those who equate crotch rocket with sex.

If that's the case, then let's rephrase the question.

Would sex with Ronnie Coleman on a Honda crotch rocket be satisfying at all? How would he control the bike if the girl is straddling him? That gut of his would get in the way of the handle bars, wouldn't it?

Chicks like bikes (unless of course they are lesbians, in that case they'd be dykes on bikes).

But sticking to the topic, chicks dig bikes, having a bike makes chicks dig you. when a chick digs you she wants to bang you.

Therefore, having a bike gets you laid, see the correlation?

 

[FreeballinDC]

So having a good body and a good personality won't cut it.

It's the size of the cc's between your legs. Got it!

 

[Lady Godiva]

I'd spend the rest of my life with a miserable dildo than get drilled but this moron. Not only he's freakin uggly but he talks like a retard.

 

[gsxr1000]

I'd spend the rest of my life with a miserable dildo than get drilled but this moron. Not only he's freakin uggly but he talks like a retard.

You noticed that too, I always wondering why his articles and columns that he supposedly writes in FLEX all sound so well thought out and intelligently written. Yet when you hear him in a live interview it's ghetto fabulous talking.

 

[jubei]

Checked out the new R6 on the net, damn nice bike. Harleys are okay, but not my style. If I'm gonna ride a bike I want the latest technology propelling me forward at an insane speed. With a harley you feel like your on a riding lawnmower on fina. Lady Godiva I like it.

 

[jerkbox]

do you think ronnie coleman can see his shriveled little dick with that fucking bloated gut hanging over it???

 

[FreeballinDC]

do you think ronnie coleman can see his shriveled little dick with that fucking bloated gut hanging over it???

I don't think it's his dick that shriveled up, it's prolly his balls.

But you have a point, he prolly hasn't seen his dick in years because of that turtle shell gut that gets in his way.

 

[gsxr1000]

I don't think it's his dick that shriveled up, it's prolly his balls.

But you have a point, he prolly hasn't seen his dick in years because of that turtle shell gut that gets in his way.

Have you seen the posing trunks that the pros wear. How do they fit their dicks in them. They honestly must be tiny, cause if I wore the same thing (and I've tried just for shits and giggles) my schlong was sticking out of the top.

 

[FreeballinDC]

Yes, I have seen the posing trunks, but it was my understanding that some AAS products could shrink the testicles with prolonged use.

I did, however, have this one guy tell me that when he was dieting, the fat in his dick had disappeared too (i.e. the glans), so his dick did, indeed, shrink.