Would Having Sex with Ronnie Coleman...

[FreeballinDC]

be like having sex with a refrigerator?

Can somebody that friggin big be able to have satisfying sex at all? With or with out the gear?

I would imagine that he would have to be on his back while his girl rode atop him, just so he wouldn't have to do cardio.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Not for all the money in the world. Have you ever seen that man perspire just because he "is"? What would happen during sex?!

 

[FreeballinDC]

Yeah, now that you mention it, I did see him at the 2003 Arnold, and he was sweating, just from signing autographs.

You'd have to change the sheets, or make him sleep in the wet spot

 

[gsxr1000]

Yeah, I think he's gonna croak any day now. His blood pressure must be through the roof.

 

[jubei]

GSXR, have you seen the 03 Honda CBR? Better change your name bro.

 

[dzuljas]

he would probably die of a heart attack, if he can even see his dick over that turtle shell GH gut he has

 

[gsxr1000]

GSXR, have you seen the 03 Honda CBR? Better change your name bro.

Yup, I read a test on it in the new Sport Rider, although I agree it is definately badass, it posted slower lap times than the new R6 (not by much though).

As far as the 03 GSXR is concerned, I'll let this do the talking:

5 lbs. lighter and almost 10 more horsepower than last year..................

aight nothing short of an RC211V racebike gonna fuc wit dis.......

 

[jubei]

THe 600 RR looks so cool with the racing exhaust under the seat though... I wasn't aware that the 03 R6 was new. Whats the fasted 600 out now then?

 

[gsxr1000]

THe 600 RR looks so cool with the racing exhaust under the seat though... I wasn't aware that the 03 R6 was new. Whats the fasted 600 out now then?

It's pretty close the R6, CBR and ZX are all new this year. Kawasaki came out with 2 600's this year: the ZX-6R which is actually 636cc's and the ZX-6RR which is 600cc's for SuperSport racing. The GSXR-600 has been pretty much unchanged for 3 years now. Right now I'd say the R6 is the most all around badass 600 this year all things considered.

OH, BTW FreeBallin, sorry for the thread hijack but it was jubei's fault.

 

[Sinistar]

sorry freeballin, im going to go out on a limb and say coleman is straight.

 

[FreeballinDC]

Jesus, I can't even ask a question related to sex without it turning into a crotch rocket thread.

Unless there are those who equate crotch rocket with sex.

If that's the case, then let's rephrase the question.

Would sex with Ronnie Coleman on a Honda crotch rocket be satisfying at all? How would he control the bike if the girl is straddling him? That gut of his would get in the way of the handle bars, wouldn't it?

 

[gsxr1000]

Jesus, I can't even ask a question related to sex without it turning into a crotch rocket thread.

Unless there are those who equate crotch rocket with sex.

If that's the case, then let's rephrase the question.

Would sex with Ronnie Coleman on a Honda crotch rocket be satisfying at all? How would he control the bike if the girl is straddling him? That gut of his would get in the way of the handle bars, wouldn't it?

Chicks like bikes (unless of course they are lesbians, in that case they'd be dykes on bikes).

But sticking to the topic, chicks dig bikes, having a bike makes chicks dig you. when a chick digs you she wants to bang you.

Therefore, having a bike gets you laid, see the correlation?

 

[FreeballinDC]

So having a good body and a good personality won't cut it.

It's the size of the cc's between your legs. Got it!

 

[Lady Godiva]

I'd spend the rest of my life with a miserable dildo than get drilled but this moron. Not only he's freakin uggly but he talks like a retard.

 

[gsxr1000]

I'd spend the rest of my life with a miserable dildo than get drilled but this moron. Not only he's freakin uggly but he talks like a retard.

You noticed that too, I always wondering why his articles and columns that he supposedly writes in FLEX all sound so well thought out and intelligently written. Yet when you hear him in a live interview it's ghetto fabulous talking.

 

[jubei]

Checked out the new R6 on the net, damn nice bike. Harleys are okay, but not my style. If I'm gonna ride a bike I want the latest technology propelling me forward at an insane speed. With a harley you feel like your on a riding lawnmower on fina. Lady Godiva I like it.

 

[jerkbox]

do you think ronnie coleman can see his shriveled little dick with that fucking bloated gut hanging over it???

 

[FreeballinDC]

do you think ronnie coleman can see his shriveled little dick with that fucking bloated gut hanging over it???

I don't think it's his dick that shriveled up, it's prolly his balls.

But you have a point, he prolly hasn't seen his dick in years because of that turtle shell gut that gets in his way.

 

[gsxr1000]

I don't think it's his dick that shriveled up, it's prolly his balls.

But you have a point, he prolly hasn't seen his dick in years because of that turtle shell gut that gets in his way.

Have you seen the posing trunks that the pros wear. How do they fit their dicks in them. They honestly must be tiny, cause if I wore the same thing (and I've tried just for shits and giggles) my schlong was sticking out of the top.

 

[FreeballinDC]

Yes, I have seen the posing trunks, but it was my understanding that some AAS products could shrink the testicles with prolonged use.

I did, however, have this one guy tell me that when he was dieting, the fat in his dick had disappeared too (i.e. the glans), so his dick did, indeed, shrink.

 

[jerkbox]

maybe ronnie coleman had reduction surgery to make the rest of his body look bigger.....

 

[ZKaudio]

freeballin, actually when you decrease bodyfat, your penis often appears larger due to the shrinkage of the fat layer covering your upper pelvis. larger in length that is...