Why does every man exaggerate their income on the web and in real life?

[javaguru]

Well, I'm interested in knowing, but I wish they would just show me the tax returns and portfolio. They lie. LOL.

I went out with a wiminz, single mom, that worked in my industry as an AA so she had a rough idea how much I made. Anywho, we're chatting on the phone and she asks me why I live in an apartment and "where does all that money go." I replied,"Drugs and hookers." BTW, her previous boyfriend gave her a car...lolllll

We didn't date for long.....

 

[dabuffguy]

you jealous?

 

[all the whey]

I went out with a wiminz, single mom, that worked in my industry as an AA so she had a rough idea how much I made. Anywho, we're chatting on the phone and she asks me why I live in an apartment and "where does all that money go." I replied,"Drugs and hookers." BTW, her previous boyfriend gave her a car...lolllll

We didn't date for long.....

LOL

I had an ex that would come stay with me every 6 months or so. I found out later that the cars she would drive to see me were being paid for, or owned by whatever guy she was seeing.

Over the years she has lived with a few guys, been married, and had a kid. But, she is still waiting for me to grow up so we can get married.lol

 

[nefertiti]

WTF??

You should have consulted me. No way would I approve someone like that for you!

Haha if I felt any potential for interest in him, of course I would have consulted you! This was an open and shut case...I just went to dinner with him to get him to see that we had nothing in common. I haven't heard from him since last monday, so I'm assuming that means mission accomplished.

I'm supposed to call the one you did approve today to make plans for the weekend...I'm so nervous I can't even think about lunch. WTF? I never get butterflies this bad over a guy.

 

[txbondsman]

Well, I'm interested in knowing, but I wish they would just show me the tax returns and portfolio. They lie. LOL.

so that's what your calling it now. Guess yo could just come out and ask to see a pay stub and say, "btw, could you drop trow for me."

 

[heatherrae]

I went out with a wiminz, single mom, that worked in my industry as an AA so she had a rough idea how much I made. Anywho, we're chatting on the phone and she asks me why I live in an apartment and "where does all that money go." I replied,"Drugs and hookers." BTW, her previous boyfriend gave her a car...lolllll

We didn't date for long.....

do you have her ex's number?

 

[javaguru]

LOL

I had an ex that would come stay with me every 6 months or so. I found out later that the cars she would drive to see me were being paid for, or owned by whatever guy she was seeing.

Over the years she has lived with a few guys, been married, and had a kid. But, she is still waiting for me to grow up so we can get married.lol

Huge turnoff...a wiminz that wants to replace her daddy with a husband. If I wanted a child I would just knock some random chick up like puddles...

 

[NEO1]

I don't brag about money or penis size. Have I told everyone lately I have a great personality?

 

[SouthernLord]

I do ok for a mid 20's uneducated slacker.

 

[jb160]

I don't brag about money or penis size. Have I told everyone lately I have a great personality?

HAHA Good one!!