why are gap commercials so gay?

[Mezzanine]

Why do they make their commercials so incredibly gay? I like gap pants but the only time you would see me wearing an article of clothing that said "GAP" real big would be if I was dead and you put it on me as a joke. Abercrombie & Frat is gayer but gap is pretty up there.

 

[BaBa-BooeY]

Very gay indeed

 

[PinK233]

Gay And Proud

 

[Island Son]

The Dennis Hopper commercial is great. The other 2 I've seen (people running or cycling through the streets) are really bad.
Pool + hot babe bringing drinks + chess = pretty damn cool.

 

[JohnnyO]

GAP = Gay Activist Party .. a political organization who's goal is eventualy world domination.

 

[WODIN]

JO...you crack me up guy.

 

[Pineapple Devil]

b/c most people that work or own gap are homosexuals

 

[TRAITOR]

JO...you crack me up guy.

guy?? Uh...I guess that depends on if he's giving or receiving, doesn't it?

 

[pushing_fe]

All of there commercials are pretty gay, but I use to like that swing song that they had on one of them a couple years back.

 

[the nature boy]

I think gay people find Gap commercials extremely gay.

I still blame Gap for the dreaded swing craze about 3 years ago. Fuckers.

 

[pushing_fe]

I think gay people find Gap commercials extremely gay.

I still blame Gap for the dreaded swing craze about 3 years ago. Fuckers.

You wouldnt' be referring to this would you!

Jump Jive An' Wail
written by L. Prima

Baby, baby it looks like it's gonna hail
Baby, baby it' looks like it's gonna hail
You better come inside
Let me teach you how to jive and wail

You gotta jump, jive, and then you wail
You gotta jump, jive, and then you wail
You gotta jump, jive, and then you wail
You gotta jump, jive, and then you wail
You gotta jump, jive, and then you wail away!

Papa's in the icebox lookin' for a can of ale
Papa's in the icebox lookin' for a can of ale
Mama's in the backyard learning how to jive and wail

(chorus)

A woman is a woman and a man ain't nothin' but a male
A woman is a woman and a man ain't nothin' but a male
One good thing about him
He knows how to jive and wail

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a pail
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a pail
Jill stayed up, she wants to learn how to jive and wail

 

[the nature boy]

*sound of nature boy blowing his head off*

 

[TheProject]

You wouldnt' be referring to this would you!

Jump Jive An' Wail
written by L. Prima

Personally, I like the Brian Setzer version, GAP commercials aside..