why are gap commercials so gay?

[pushing_fe]

I think gay people find Gap commercials extremely gay.

I still blame Gap for the dreaded swing craze about 3 years ago. Fuckers.

You wouldnt' be referring to this would you!

Jump Jive An' Wail
written by L. Prima

Baby, baby it looks like it's gonna hail
Baby, baby it' looks like it's gonna hail
You better come inside
Let me teach you how to jive and wail

You gotta jump, jive, and then you wail
You gotta jump, jive, and then you wail
You gotta jump, jive, and then you wail
You gotta jump, jive, and then you wail
You gotta jump, jive, and then you wail away!

Papa's in the icebox lookin' for a can of ale
Papa's in the icebox lookin' for a can of ale
Mama's in the backyard learning how to jive and wail

(chorus)

A woman is a woman and a man ain't nothin' but a male
A woman is a woman and a man ain't nothin' but a male
One good thing about him
He knows how to jive and wail

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a pail
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a pail
Jill stayed up, she wants to learn how to jive and wail

 

[the nature boy]

*sound of nature boy blowing his head off*

 

[TheProject]

You wouldnt' be referring to this would you!

Jump Jive An' Wail
written by L. Prima

Personally, I like the Brian Setzer version, GAP commercials aside..