want a dog without the clean-up?

[calveless wonder]

digdug?

 

[wootoom]

I just bought a Siberian Bull fir 2150.00 and i named him Captain.Ivan Drago

 

[Cutiebolic]

I just bought a Siberian Bull fir 2150.00 and i named him Captain.Ivan Drago

Creative. Where did you ever come up with that?

 

[Cutiebolic]

I just bought a Siberian Bull fir 2150.00 and i named him Captain.Ivan Drago

PS... Next time you have $2150 lying around go put $100 toward some Buddy Dog adoption fees and send the rest my way. I promise to use it toward something important, like a boob upgrade

 

[mrplunkey]

get a roomba

mine came in the mail on Friday and it has temporarily sated the desire to get a pet I definitely don't have time for

also, it cleans my floors. yay.

go ahead, criticize my use of the dangling participle....

Isn't that what an wife is for?

 

[Cutiebolic]

Isn't that what an wife is for?

Lol! I don't think a wife is going to provide you with the tight doggy rectum you're accustomed to, Plunk.

At least not without complaining and the expectation of cuddling.

 

[Cutiebolic]

Besides, your wife will only fall for that peanut butter trick once maybe twice before she catches on...