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So I took my boy band through the paces in a chest / bicep workout today....

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Their biggest surprise was "we only gonna do 8 sets? You mean per exercise? What? Eight sets total? You sure that's enough?"

Ok, so they show up... on time I might add... except Binary (Dan) was wearing one of those skull caps like you see in the MuscleTech ads... I said "take that fucking thing off" and then I turned around to load up the bar with 95 lbs for warmups.. Binary was like "what?" This prompted Red (Sean) to punch him in the arm while Tips (Sean2 but spelled Shawn) hissed at him "doooo it mannnn!!!"

So we hit 4 sets incline barbell, 3 sets 10 degree dumbell and 1 set flat flyes. My "measly" eight sets nearly killed them. They were not saying "is that all?" by the time we finished.

Biceps were 6 sets. Incline dumbell curls 3 sets, 2 set cable concentration curls and then the kicker..... one set of 21's with super strict form.

Total time to workout for all five of us (counting the changing of weights and instruction time - one hour and 20 minutes) When I loaded 365 on the incline and pushed up 8 slow reps with it... they were speechless. They just stood there quiet as a mouse. The strongest one so far on chest day was Red. He hit 225 for 6 reps. And he is only 17. I thought we was the oldest, but it turns out Coppertone is. At 20.

Speaking of Coppertone... he was the strongest on biceps and has a really nice peak so far. Actually, he probably has the best genetics out of all four. You can literally see how narrow his muscle bellies taper down. 4 years of hard training and good diet and this kid will look better than 90% of the heavy roid users on this board.

So... that leaves us with Binary. Poor Binary. I missed my guess of him being a computer geek (yet). He is instead a mathmatician expert and chemistry guru. He will soon be making me super steroids you guys have never heard of yet. And I ain't sharing until you fools get the idea I ain't gay. But, he probably has the most unfocused energy of all three. He wasn't the strongest... but on his sets, you could tell when he reached the "last rep"... but somehow - I don't know where it came from - he would get enough gusto to get two more reps. Man, my arms ached just from watching him torture himself with that one set of 21's. Aaron Madden ain't got shit on this kid. Except maybe some gay porn.

Tomorrow is leg day... we will see how that goes.

Oh yeah... and they actually brought money to pay me with. Cash. Wow.
 
I'm surprised one of them got 225 for 6 reps...i don't think they're as bad as you make them sound.

And are you saying you're they're trainer now?
 
Bulldog_10 said:
I'm surprised one of them got 225 for 6 reps...i don't think they're as bad as you make them sound.

And are you saying you're they're trainer now?

225 is impressive to you? Especially when he weighs in the upper 180 range?


And yes, I am going to train them for the entire summer or until they lose motivation.
 
AAP said:


225 is impressive to you? Especially when he weighs in the upper 180 range?


And yes, I am going to train them for the entire summer or until they lose motivation.

Well, I'm picturing some little weasels with arms the size of my grandmothers...but then again, she's 6'3" 245!
 
KAYNE said:
YOU ARENT ACTUALLY GOING TO TAKE THEIR MONEY ARE YOU LARRY?


yeah. actually I am. the way I see it, I should be compesated somehow for my time. I made $100 today. That is going to be the fee for the entire summer. They don't know it of course. When they pay me tomorrow, I am using that $100 to buy whey protein for them. They are going to spend their money on themselves indirectly.

I don't mind helping someone that is willing to learn and forget all the nonsense they read each month in Flex and Musclemag. in addition, today's workout was very fun for me... which is good. I was falling into the "stale" mode and was considering changing gyms to shake things up.
 
Bulldog_10 said:


Well, I'm picturing some little weasels with arms the size of my grandmothers...but then again, she's 6'3" 245!

Well I was hitting 225 for 10 reps when I got out of college. I was a swimmer!

On the other hand, the two weakest ones, Binary and Tips, got 135 and 175 for six reps respectively.
 
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