Sid in the Gym

[Hollyw00d]

Let me tell you all about Sid at my gym. I recently moved to a new area and had to call around to find the right kind of gym for a lifter like myself. I called this one in particular and a bad ass named Sid answers the phone. Immediately I liked the way this sounds. You picture a guy named Sid at a gym has to be 6'3'' 270 and lifting his whole life. So I asked him a few questions about whether an advanced lifter like myself would fit in at his gym. He speaks to me with true enthusiasm how I sound perfect for this gym and would fit in just fine. He practically offered to work out with me if I needed a partner. I was stoaked to check this place out and told Sid I'd meet him in 2 hours, once I got off work.

So the time comes and I walk in to this "Health Club" wiht my weight belt and protein shake in hand. I stomp up to the desk and ask this mess of a man to get Sid for me because he was expecting me to show up. His reply is... "My name is Sid, I think we spoke earlier." Let me describe Sid to all of you. I'd say Mid 50's, about 5'0'' and he did keep true to the 270 lb frame that i expected. I was extremely dissapointed with this. However, I did end up joining this "Health Club" because me and my buddy Big AA are the only ones that use the free weights.

I"m just wondering if anyone else has encountered such trickery as a fat old man named Sid convincing them to join a gym. If anyone is in North Jersey and wants to see Sid just shoot me a PM and I think it can be arranged. You won't be dissapointed. My favorite part of this board are the gym stories, so I wanted to take part.

 

[bigstve12]

so did you and sid have a good workout?!?!

 

[Hollyw00d]

Sid and I never actually worked out. We were going to one day but on the walk over to the squat rack he fell over and had a heart attack.
Poor sid, i'll miss him.

 

[megad]

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[megad]

wait, were you serious?

 

[jerkbox]

 

[Hollyw00d]

Not Serious

OK, Sid didn't actualy keal over and die while walking to the squat rack. he is still going strong and at my gym every day prior to 6pm. I like when i can get out of work early and go into to see him. When I walk in with a tank top he always says, "That's nice weaponry you got there". I always respond with a look of disbelief and he goes on to say, "You know, your guns".

I like sid.

 

[blinddeafmute]

Re: Not Serious

OK, Sid didn't actualy keal over and die while walking to the squat rack. he is still going strong and at my gym every day prior to 6pm. I like when i can get out of work early and go into to see him. When I walk in with a tank top he always says, "That's nice weaponry you got there". I always respond with a look of disbelief and he goes on to say, "You know, your guns".

I like sid.

I think I like Sid too.

 

[BigBadBootyDaddy29]

hahaha, I think most gyms have a Sid. A harmless douchebag, and if he ever got into a fight, you'd jump right in to help him out.......just something likable about dudes like that.

 

[gonelifting]

First of all SID is his nick name, and you have`nt seen him workout because his wo`s are so short.


"Super Intense Dude"= SID

And he`s not 50, he`s 103. So he looks better than you think.

BBBD29, Thanks for stickin up for him if he needed it.

sincerely, SID Junior