penis removal

[supersizeme]

hey if anyone knows a good way to get rid of this thing please respond to this thread. ever since i've had this "penis" all i do is want to put it in various cavities belonging to the opposite gender. i have basically turned into my penis' bitch and i'm less than pleased to be in this subservient role. i believe this penis of mine is also responsible for my breast fixation and causes the focal point of my eyesight to involuntarily gravitate towards the chests of women sporting C cups and above. apparently my penis thinks this is beneficial in some way. also my penis makes me get out of bed in the morning and go to work so that i can make money and afford the necessities that will yield me an increased selection of women to place my penis in. also my penis is one of the top suspects in the investigation for why i can be found in the gym 4 times a week moving heavy things around. investigators think it's my penis' desire to be carried around by a well developed, muscular frame so that females are more likely to allow the entry of said penis. frankly this thing is causing me great stress and often i consider getting rid of it so that i can live the remainder of my stress free life in a comfortable but spacious cardboard box with my one pair of underwear. suggestions on what to do...

 

[Trance]

This one should be right up Satanic Goatslayer's alley.


Just get an on/off switch installed. You can pick one up at Home Depot for about 85 cents.

 

[Boach]

hey if anyone knows a good way to get rid of this thing please respond to this thread. ever since i've had this "penis" all i do is want to put it in various cavities belonging to the opposite gender. i have basically turned into my penis' bitch and i'm less than pleased to be in this subservient role. i believe this penis of mine is also responsible for my breast fixation and causes the focal point of my eyesight to involuntarily gravitate towards the chests of women sporting C cups and above. apparently my penis thinks this is beneficial in some way. also my penis makes me get out of bed in the morning and go to work so that i can make money and afford the necessities that will yield me an increased selection of women to place my penis in. also my penis is one of the top suspects in the investigation for why i can be found in the gym 4 times a week moving heavy things around. investigators think it's my penis' desire to be carried around by a well developed, muscular frame so that females are more likely to allow the entry of said penis. frankly this thing is causing me great stress and often i consider getting rid of it so that i can live the remainder of my stress free life in a comfortable but spacious cardboard box with my one pair of underwear. suggestions on what to do...

Damn the penis to hell.

 

[jordon]

Wasn't there a Bobbit that could help you with this. Give her a call!!!

 

[casavant]

It's a love/hate relationship, isn't it?

 

[vixenbabe]

Ummmm, may I ask how big your "problem" is? If it's over 7 inches, I may consider a penis transplant for my hubby for my late birthday present to myself....

My bid: $2,000.00( providing it's over 7 inches.....)

 

[supersizeme]

Vixen my girl you are in luck. Your bid has been accepted and you now control the bidding. Do I hear $2100? $2100 for this lovely penis made back in 1975. DOT stop waving your little paddle around, this is a female-only bid.

 

[smallmovesal]

might i suggest:

Henry Sears & Sons Pocket Castration Knife


Bidding on this Henry Sears & Sons pocket castration knife. This knife comes from my late father's estate, I understand that it was used for castration of small farm animals. I don't know this for a fact, but my brother and I decused it and decided that was what it was used for. If anyone knows for sure please email me and let me know??? This knife measures 2 1/2" overall (knife closed), open with blade measures 4 1/4". The knife is shiny silver (assuming it's stainless steel or chrome finish), has two blades, main long blade and a hook type blade. Both blades are marked Henry Sears & Sons, and doesn't look like blades were used very much. In the picture the smaller blade has a cutter at the end of blade coming in about 3/8". Buyer to pay 2.00 for first class or 4.00 priority shipping and handling.

 

[supersizeme]

that'll do, al. if you're handy with that tool you can go ahead and perform the sugery yourself, but you still have to send the penis back to vixenbabe once you are finished doing whatever it is you need to do with it...pole-vaulting, testing the depth of wells in your area, whatever i don't care.

 

[Trance]

So what do you plan to do with all your free time once it's gone?