Looking for training partner, Death Valley CA

[supersizeme]

Hey guys I wouldn't normally ask this on a public forum but another one of my training partners evaporated yesterday. That's like the third one in the past 6 weeks and I'm really in a bind now. The gym I train at is only open during the day and it's outdoors so you will get a really good tan while you are lifting and also you can go shirtless if you get in good with the manager. Otherwise they require a stylish turtleneck and courderoy workout pants to be worn at all times. I recommend wearing sandals because there's lots of sand everywhere but this is actually advantageous since my gym doesn't allow chalk, you can just pick some sand up off the ground and presto, instant grip. The water fountain is only about 500 yards from the equipment and it's really not that far if you sprint the whole way...just look out for mirages and shit because they can look like water fountains, too. The music is also kick ass, a really eclectic mix with everything ranging from The Cure's "Hot Hot Hot" to Social Distortions "I Fell into a Burning Ring of Fire." So if you're in the area and need a workout partner, hit me up with a PM and we'll tear up some breathing squats on leg day or whatever. Also I would like to mention that I'm a lizard. Thanks.

 

[WODIN]

I was there till you mentioned the cure...bunch of goth fag hags.

 

[supersizeme]

well shit. how bout this....this is what we'll do pullups off of

 

[vixenbabe]

Kinda reminds me of a Richard Simmons gym...SWEATIN TO THE OLDIES......

 

[supersizeme]

vix i would allow the shirtless rule to be bent just for you.

 

[WODIN]

Airight I'm in if you dumb the cure from the real to real.

 

[vixenbabe]

Momma says knock you out.....

 

[WODIN]

Dear GOD in heaven... What's here number?

 

[danielson]

i cant tekll if thats a sideways crunch or her right boobs is dragging her body down

either way its all good

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Also I would like to mention that I'm a lizard. Thanks.

I'm in, but you have to allow me to tear your tail off every so often, if you're one of those regenerating tail lizards. Also, The Cure must go. I know you've got Tevin's new jam on heavy rotation in Death Valley, that's the music of champions.