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GoldenDelicious said:its good that you can laugh at yourself aap, and cry too. its good to cry about being led down the garden path by some manipulative 18 year old minx, who used your heart as a doormat and your self esteem to wipe her ass, leaving you broken, like a plastic chair SoKlu sat in, discarded on the side of lifes highway . we've all been there at some stage or other.
well ok, so we havnt all been there...so really youre a pathetic loser who got played by a girl barely out of her training bra, and still ranks Novice on the world roster of truly manipulative bitches, which in turn means that youre basically a jizz receptacle of life that somehow got stuck to a penis and 2 fluffy dice, that some doctor mistook for a man tsk tsk.
man, the world is cruel i feel so bad for you bro
anyway, hate to love you and leave you, but i have a date with a girl who wants to use me for my body tonight...she has the nicest hips and the roundest bum, and the way she uses both hands to...oh.
sorry.
She wasn't 18, she was 20. So there take that!
Good luck on your date. I hope 'she' ends up having a penis
...of course I bet you hope so too.
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