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Guide to Getting Laid for Dummies
1. Don't be Goldendelicious
2. That is all
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Guide to Getting Laid for Dummies
1. Don't be Goldendelicious
2. That is all
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I've been invited to a gang bang......should i go?
- Thread starter vinylgroover
- Start date
Do you get to wear a cowboy hat?
Gambino said:
Agreed. I would pass on this one.
hamstershaver
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if you get first dibs on the kitty i say go for itvinylgroover said:
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hamstershaver said:
You guys are acting as if these girls are virgins ready to be penetrated for the first time.
No matter if he's first this session I'm sure there's already been a few hundred cocks and STD's in front of him.
Unless of course he is going purely for the cock-on-cock action.
GoldenDelicious
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arent you the guy who was wrapped around some 18 year old girls finger like a rubber band, where you stayed, sexless, for several months, while she sucked every bit of exquisite emotional juice out of you during long, heartwrenching AIM chats (that you posted on EF for all to see, hoping to glean some playa skillz and get on top of the situation, but instead, merely completed the loop of total, utter humiliation in the public eye?) before dumping you on your elongated, squishy, sopping wet vaginal lips, to cry yellow stains into your pillow while she found a younger, better guy to give her ultimate embrace to?alien amp pharm said:
i. thought. so.
meanwhile, The Delicious can summon chicks like Monkey Magic with his chest hair trick
...except theyd even look like monkeys. fucking nasty chick ridden town. BUT as soon as i work out that little glitch, ill totally PWN YOU BYOTCH!
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GoldenDelicious said:arent you the guy who was wrapped around some 18 year old girls finger like a rubber band, where you stayed, sexless, for several months, while she sucked every bit of exquisite emotional juice out of you during long, heartwrenching AIM chats (that you posted on EF for all to see, hoping to glean some playa skillz and get on top of the situation, but instead, merely completed the loop of total, utter humiliation in the public eye?) before dumping you on your elongated, squishy, sopping wet vaginal lips, to cry yellow stains into your pillow while she found a younger, better guy to give her ultimate embrace to?
i. thought. so.
meanwhile, The Delicious can summon chicks like Monkey Magic with his chest hair trick
...except theyd even look like monkeys. fucking nasty chick ridden town. BUT as soon as i work out that little glitch, ill totally PWN YOU BYOTCH!
OMG you...you...BIG MEANIE!
I was laughing at that whole descriptive paragraph. It's funny because it's all true. lololol.
GoldenDelicious
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its good that you can laugh at yourself aap, and cry too. its good to cry about being led down the garden path by some manipulative 18 year old minx, who used your heart as a doormat and your self esteem to wipe her ass, leaving you broken, like a plastic chair SoKlu sat in, discarded on the side of lifes highwayalien amp pharm said:OMG you...you...BIG MEANIE!
I was laughing at that whole descriptive paragraph. It's funny because it's all true. lololol.
. we've all been there at some stage or other. well ok, so we havnt all been there...so really youre a pathetic loser who got played by a girl barely out of her training bra, and still ranks Novice on the world roster of truly manipulative bitches, which in turn means that youre basically a jizz receptacle of life that somehow got stuck to a penis and 2 fluffy dice, that some doctor mistook for a man
tsk tsk.man, the world is cruel
i feel so bad for you bro anyway, hate to love you and leave you, but i have a date with a girl who wants to use me for my body tonight...she has the nicest hips and the roundest bum, and the way she uses both hands to...oh.
sorry.
