imposible sex

[rtdoplex]

It's possible with whiskey dick, I suppose. I've gone for a few hours if I've had the "right" amount of alcohol..

 

[stuffperson]

The guy is lying to try to impress you.

Trust me, he only fucks his hand.

 

[The Wenis]

The guy is lying to try to impress you.

yep

 

[SoKlueles]

I don't want to fuck for eight hours.

Give me 15 minutes of actually fucking and I'm done. Just in time for Sportcenter.

Good gosh, you guys are sounding more like hamstershaver EVERY DAY...do u guys have a secret hamstershaver club?
and a secret handshake?

 

[newpump]

8 hours straight? I call BS or the emergency room -> I'd be so raw by then I think I'd start a friction fire!!

 

[dave smith]

I've gone for along time trashed, but eight hours! Besides your dick being sore every little muscle you had would be sore also.

 

[SoKlueles]

astro glide baby, astroglide

 

[lartinos]

normal highschool BS story. My GF says I take too long. She said she was talking to her friends and that her only complaint about us having sex is that sometimes it can take me an hour or so. ONE HOUR IS LONG, but I like it when I can stretch it out. Her friends were shocked that she didn't like it and were like "where are all the other guys like that"

 

[IJ26]

Never been on Test, eh?

LOL I miss that feeling, gonna have to save up some $ for a summer cycle

 

[rnch]

I don't want to fuck for eight hours.

Give me 15 minutes of actually fucking and I'm done. Just in time for Sportcenter.

or "married with children" reruns.