How to cheat on gf while living with her

[bodytemple75]

I would never cheat on my girl. I love the shite' out of her. Besides, why would I go out to get hamburger, when I got steak at home???....

C'mon guys...
Wait a while until you find that special one down the road, then you may understand.

 

[SparkyGirl]

awwww guys i am impressed with the answers here

thats really cool !

 

[DIVISION]

What do i do. We have been a item for a couple of weeks. She is a great girl but I need some new ass though but i want to keep her. She sees me every night so what do i do to screw another girl with out her finding out?

I could help you out here, but all the women who post here would absolutely hate me, more than they already do!

 

[Big Rick Rock]

I think cheating is really wrong... HOWEVER, if you did want to cheat on her and did nto want her to find out, the whole deal is really a fucking science... first off, when you meet a bitch you want to fuck, try to fuck THAT DAY, tell her you just broke up with your girl, fuck her that day then a couple of days later tell her you and your girl got back together, she might not have any feeling for you that soon so she'll be more likely to wish you good luck and walk away...
OR if you can't fuck that day, don't hide the fact you got a girl, put it on the line and tell her you have a live-in girlfriend, she'll either accept it or walk away... Most chicks will walk away, but the few that will stay won't fuck your shit up. SHIT! if you are ever hanging out with your side ho and your GF calls just tell the side Ho "shut up, my girl is calling me"! thats when you know the bitch is a trooper!

 

[DIVISION]

I think cheating is really wrong... HOWEVER, if you did want to cheat on her and did nto want her to find out, the whole deal is really a fucking science... first off, when you meet a bitch you want to fuck, try to fuck THAT DAY, tell her you just broke up with your girl, fuck her that day then a couple of days later tell her you and your girl got back together, she might not have any feeling for you that soon so she'll be more likely to wish you good luck and walk away...
OR if you can't fuck that day, don't hide the fact you got a girl, put it on the line and tell her you have a live-in girlfriend, she'll either accept it or walk away... Most chicks will walk away, but the few that will stay won't fuck your shit up. SHIT! if you are ever hanging out with your side ho and your GF calls just tell the side Ho "shut up, my girl is calling me"! thats when you know the bitch is a trooper!

You're right!

It is almost an exact science.

There's no black -or- white when it comes to women....everything just seems to be a hazy grey. And that is how it is.....if she's down to be your side-thang, she won't fuck your shit up unless you do something WRONG to her....

Mainly if you are str8 from the jump, women will let you know one way or the other.......that being said, expect that most women will not tolerate another bitch in the equation. They can smell another woman's scent on you, and failing that they usually have that 6th sense flowin'....

In parting, if you have a GF that's a keeper, don't ever fuck around on her......it's just stepping on your own dick......Just be smart and play your cards right.....know how to work thangs and you'll be str8.....

DIV

(I DO NOT encourage cheating in any way, shape or form!.......so there you femmenists!)

 

[Big Rick Rock]

PS:

If your side Ho has a BF herself, it will makes things much easier!

 

[DIVISION]

PS:

If your side Ho has a BF herself, it will makes things much easier!

That takes all the fun out of it........why would you want a side bitch if she's getting dicked down by someone else? That defeats the purpose of having a fresh piece on the side.....do you really want someone else's sloppy seconds?

yucky!

DIV

 

[Big Rick Rock]

That takes all the fun out of it........why would you want a side bitch if she's getting dicked down by someone else? That defeats the purpose of having a fresh piece on the side.....do you really want someone else's sloppy seconds?

yucky!

DIV

Unless you are breaking in virgins, every chick is comebody elses slopy seconds.
I really couldn't care less, just put on the jimmy hat and hit that pussy. If the chick has a man and keeps coming back to me, that reasures me of the fact that my dick game is massive.


PLUS, a chick that is sitting home alone while you are out with your GF will be more likely to fuck your shit up. If she has a man, then she is staying busy with something else, and she has more to loose if somebody finds out.

 

[DIVISION]

Sloppy 2nds

Unless you are breaking in virgins, every chick is comebody elses slopy seconds.
I really couldn't care less, just put on the jimmy hat and hit that pussy. If the chick has a man and keeps coming back to me, that reasures me of the fact that my dick game is massive.

Nah, bro.

If I'm having sex with her, then I'm getting it all.......that means I eat the pussy, she's giving me head, I'm fucking her ass.....everything.

When I say "sloppy seconds", I mean to the extreme that she's been with way too many guys.....Do "roast beef curtains" come to mind, bro? ahh.......I thought you'd feel me on that.....

I said sloppy seconds, but I meant more like sloppy three hundred twenty seconds.....

.......

DIV

 

[Werd]

That takes all the fun out of it........why would you want a side bitch if she's getting dicked down by someone else? That defeats the purpose of having a fresh piece on the side.....do you really want someone else's sloppy seconds?

yucky!

DIV

Unless you are sitting on your "side ho" 24/7 how do you know you aren't HER side ho? LOL