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Lill' Brian

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What do i do. We have been a item for a couple of weeks. She is a great girl but I need some new ass though but i want to keep her. She sees me every night so what do i do to screw another girl with out her finding out?
 
You're kidding, right?
 
Don't do it bro! I've done it many times and regret it. Turn it around and imagine some other guy fucking your girlfriend (maybe even better than you do) and her sucking his cock. How would you feel? It's bad karma and a piece of ass isn't worth it. Just remember the hunt is much better than the kill, the fucking is anti climactic (no pun intended).
 
Lill' Brian said:
What do i do. We have been a item for a couple of weeks. She is a great girl but I need some new ass though but i want to keep her. She sees me every night so what do i do to screw another girl with out her finding out?
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You've been an item with a girl for two weeks.......but you already live together? What the shit?
I hope poontang #2 has her own place.
You're prolly gonna fuck up and lose them both....
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
You've been an item with a girl for two weeks.......but you already live together? What the shit?
I hope poontang #2 has her own place.
You're prolly gonna fuck up and lose them both....
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i think UC is right, you are gonna fuck up
 
I would never cheat on my girl. I love the shite' out of her. Besides, why would I go out to get hamburger, when I got steak at home???....

C'mon guys...
Wait a while until you find that special one down the road, then you may understand.
 
Lill' Brian said:
What do i do. We have been a item for a couple of weeks. She is a great girl but I need some new ass though but i want to keep her. She sees me every night so what do i do to screw another girl with out her finding out?
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I could help you out here, but all the women who post here would absolutely hate me, more than they already do!

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I think cheating is really wrong... HOWEVER, if you did want to cheat on her and did nto want her to find out, the whole deal is really a fucking science... first off, when you meet a bitch you want to fuck, try to fuck THAT DAY, tell her you just broke up with your girl, fuck her that day then a couple of days later tell her you and your girl got back together, she might not have any feeling for you that soon so she'll be more likely to wish you good luck and walk away...
OR if you can't fuck that day, don't hide the fact you got a girl, put it on the line and tell her you have a live-in girlfriend, she'll either accept it or walk away... Most chicks will walk away, but the few that will stay won't fuck your shit up. SHIT! if you are ever hanging out with your side ho and your GF calls just tell the side Ho "shut up, my girl is calling me"! thats when you know the bitch is a trooper!
 
Big Rick Rock said:
I think cheating is really wrong... HOWEVER, if you did want to cheat on her and did nto want her to find out, the whole deal is really a fucking science... first off, when you meet a bitch you want to fuck, try to fuck THAT DAY, tell her you just broke up with your girl, fuck her that day then a couple of days later tell her you and your girl got back together, she might not have any feeling for you that soon so she'll be more likely to wish you good luck and walk away...
OR if you can't fuck that day, don't hide the fact you got a girl, put it on the line and tell her you have a live-in girlfriend, she'll either accept it or walk away... Most chicks will walk away, but the few that will stay won't fuck your shit up. SHIT! if you are ever hanging out with your side ho and your GF calls just tell the side Ho "shut up, my girl is calling me"! thats when you know the bitch is a trooper!
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You're right!

It is almost an exact science.

There's no black -or- white when it comes to women....everything just seems to be a hazy grey. And that is how it is.....if she's down to be your side-thang, she won't fuck your shit up unless you do something WRONG to her....

Mainly if you are str8 from the jump, women will let you know one way or the other.......that being said, expect that most women will not tolerate another bitch in the equation. They can smell another woman's scent on you, and failing that they usually have that 6th sense flowin'....

In parting, if you have a GF that's a keeper, don't ever fuck around on her......it's just stepping on your own dick......Just be smart and play your cards right.....know how to work thangs and you'll be str8.....

DIV

(I DO NOT encourage cheating in any way, shape or form!.......so there you femmenists!)

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PS:

If your side Ho has a BF herself, it will makes things much easier!
 
Big Rick Rock said:
PS:

If your side Ho has a BF herself, it will makes things much easier!
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That takes all the fun out of it........why would you want a side bitch if she's getting dicked down by someone else? That defeats the purpose of having a fresh piece on the side.....do you really want someone else's sloppy seconds?

:sick: yucky!

DIV

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DIVISION said:
That takes all the fun out of it........why would you want a side bitch if she's getting dicked down by someone else? That defeats the purpose of having a fresh piece on the side.....do you really want someone else's sloppy seconds?

:sick: yucky!

DIV

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Unless you are breaking in virgins, every chick is comebody elses slopy seconds.
I really couldn't care less, just put on the jimmy hat and hit that pussy. If the chick has a man and keeps coming back to me, that reasures me of the fact that my dick game is massive.


PLUS, a chick that is sitting home alone while you are out with your GF will be more likely to fuck your shit up. If she has a man, then she is staying busy with something else, and she has more to loose if somebody finds out.
 
Sloppy 2nds

Big Rick Rock said:
Unless you are breaking in virgins, every chick is comebody elses slopy seconds.
I really couldn't care less, just put on the jimmy hat and hit that pussy. If the chick has a man and keeps coming back to me, that reasures me of the fact that my dick game is massive.
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Nah, bro.

If I'm having sex with her, then I'm getting it all.......that means I eat the pussy, she's giving me head, I'm fucking her ass.....everything.

When I say "sloppy seconds", I mean to the extreme that she's been with way too many guys.....Do "roast beef curtains" come to mind, bro? ahh.......I thought you'd feel me on that.....

I said sloppy seconds, but I meant more like sloppy three hundred twenty seconds.....

.......

DIV

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DIVISION said:
That takes all the fun out of it........why would you want a side bitch if she's getting dicked down by someone else? That defeats the purpose of having a fresh piece on the side.....do you really want someone else's sloppy seconds?

:sick: yucky!

DIV

:chomp:
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Unless you are sitting on your "side ho" 24/7 how do you know you aren't HER side ho? LOL
 
Werd said:
Unless you are sitting on your "side ho" 24/7 how do you know you aren't HER side ho? LOL
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Word up!
 
Werd said:
Unless you are sitting on your "side ho" 24/7 how do you know you aren't HER side ho? LOL
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If it's just for sex, I don't really care.......

Like I told you before, I get what I want sexually.......so I can never be the "ho"....

The one calling the shot is the player......the one taking the commands and the "poundings" is the "ho".......:lmao:

@ BRR, I not the typical "player" type, I'd prefer a conventional relationship, but I would not rule it out. Sometimes though, women are way too much of a headtrip when it comes to a serious relationship.

DIV
 
bluetwistedsteel67 said:
Turn it around and imagine some other guy fucking your girlfriend (maybe even better than you do) and her sucking his cock. How would you feel?
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Im kinda twisted, cause that turns me on when I think of my GF that way. :verygood:
 
Shaitan said:
Im kinda twisted, cause that turns me on when I think of my GF that way. :verygood:
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LOL don't feel bad, there are a lot of guys that like that kind of stuff. We call them "swingers" in the states. Maybe you just like the thought of it but would never go thru with it.
 
DIVISION said:
That takes all the fun out of it........why would you want a side bitch if she's getting dicked down by someone else? That defeats the purpose of having a fresh piece on the side.....do you really want someone else's sloppy seconds?

:sick: yucky!

DIV

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So it's ok that he's 'sloppy seconds' for this 'ho'? Boy, I love the double standard. :)
 
dirty~d~ said:
So it's ok that he's 'sloppy seconds' for this 'ho'? Boy, I love the double standard. :)
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Check your Karma you silly creature......!

There ain't no herbs here, there ain't no marks......Beware of the water 'cause it's FULL 'O' SHARKSSSSSSS!!!!!
 
what a tool.. Been knowing her for 2 weeks and living together. What????? Think of the domino effect. How will cheating on her effect you in five falls of the domino. If it is kool then do it. Ever since I thought of this method I have failed to cheat once
 
Lill' Brian said:
What do i do. We have been a item for a couple of weeks. She is a great girl but I need some new ass though but i want to keep her. She sees me every night so what do i do to screw another girl with out her finding out?
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You're an item after 2 weeks...and you are already looking for a new piece of ass...WTF???
I got an idea, just go up to her and tell her you're not satisfied with just her piece of pie, that you need more and that you just want to be her f@*k buddy. For times when you don't want any of the other 3 or 4 pieces of pie waiting out there for you. I'm sure she'll understand! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 
why dont you get a hot chick thats bisexual and get your g/f drunk and take them both home and have them mess around. video tape it and keep it around for every time she tells you to go mow the lawn, wash the dishes, pick up the house... youve only been together for a little bit, she might be into those freaky things and you dont even know it. any ways good luck.

El Vez
 
Hmm not talkin Karma on elite.. but real life karma.. what you do.. comes back to you.. i think most people have cheated. If you don't care so much for the relationship.. it's still wrong, but if you think you foresee a future.. don't even think about it.. because years down the road.. she might do it to you.. hell while your fucking some hoe, your best friends dick might be in her mouth. KARMA.. don't fight it.. it will always get you!
 
Big Rick Rock said:
Unless you are breaking in virgins, every chick is comebody elses slopy seconds.
I really couldn't care less, just put on the jimmy hat and hit that pussy. If the chick has a man and keeps coming back to me, that reasures me of the fact that my dick game is massive.


PLUS, a chick that is sitting home alone while you are out with your GF will be more likely to fuck your shit up. If she has a man, then she is staying busy with something else, and she has more to loose if somebody finds out.
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you crack me up man..
some funny ass shit..

yeah good points though.
but i wouldnt cheat on a bitch for the karmic law scares me bigtime!

i wish i could smack my bitch once in a though.. too bad its illegal..
 
If your gonna cheat why bother living with sumeone.. Ppl always find out ..or u end up being screwed
 
i will tell you why you cheat! because for some reason women want you more when they know your with someone else. and as soon as your single their no where to be found. it always seems to work out that way. so alot of the times i just tell the chicks, that im dating someone and usually they will flirt and want to hook up on the side more often. but thats just me, and i have minimal game so fuck it.

El Vez
 
if your seriously thinking about cheating on her shes proabably not the "ONE" 4 you so you might just wanna move on, and spare both of you the hardships.
 
lol do what us married guys do, keep a nice, fresh, mental image of the girl you want to cheat with, then run home and jerk off.
 
USMC fighter said:
lol do what us married guys do, keep a nice, fresh, mental image of the girl you want to cheat with, then run home and jerk off.
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LOL :evil: it's the devil i tell ya, the f'ing devil :evil:
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
You've been an item with a girl for two weeks.......but you already live together? What the shit?..
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yeah, its prob just a dopey kid who hasnt even kissed a girl yet, living out his playa fantasy.
 
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