Have I seen to Much Porn?

[HappyScrappy]

what I'm looking for in porn, and I still haven't found, is as follows:

A hairy man wearing nothing but a leather mask and black tube socks is driving in a late model Buick along a dusty back country road.
He sees ahead a woman dressed as a German barmaid hitchiking and he stops and lets her in the car.
Grabbing her hair and smacking her around a bit, he then forces her to orally pleasure him while with one hand he drives onward down the road, and the other ass fists the chick after lifting her dress over her head.
At the end of the road is a farm and the man gets out of the car, leading the woman by pliers on her nipples.
They walk up to a male zebra and the man climbs up on the fence and proceeds to fuck it in the ass while the woman sucks the zebra's dick.
The zebra cums in the chicks mouth and then after she gags that up onto a passing chicken, the man pulls out of the zebra and cums in the chicks mouth, forcing her to swallow it.
Then he catches the chicken that she gagged up the zebra jizz onto and he fucks it to death in a few swift strokes.
After which he fits the entire dead chicken into the woman's vagina.
Then it just starts getting really weird.

 

[Hannibal]

I do have Larry the Cucumber as my avatar...

Barbara Manatee...you are the one for me....

 

[Haz]

You know what Happy, I've seen enough porn that I could probably construct that movie from bits and pieces of all the crap that I've seen.

 

[WODIN]

HS --- I have just that film done in Black and white by a bunch of german shizer freak who wanted to do something different.

Nicole...I like your nipples.

 

[Pamela]

Of late when I see a perfectly innocent picture of two girls hugging I think OH cool two chick about to get naked and have juicy jungle girl-girl action. Time to break out the jellies!

I see women walking around and I think about how they would look arching there backs as I pull there hair back and drive home my massive vibrating pleasure rod!

I was working out the other day and thought that half the people in there only worked out because they were to inhibited to have an orgy.

Oh My

Playing innocent and shy..

 

[WODIN]

ALRIGHT!!! Pamela is a closet porn feind. Woo Hoo!!!! LOL!!!!

 

[Bigsatan13]

A) you can never watch too much porn.
B) you can never make too much homemade porn.
C) 48 hours and the OL gets her fun bags, pics of black and blue tits all next week!

 

[Pamela]

ALRIGHT!!! Pamela is a closet porn feind. Woo Hoo!!!! LOL!!!!

I'm caught..

With all this porn we have;
lets start up a "(swap your porn with a friend)"
site. Maybe George will help get us started.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

glad to read that the viagra is working for you finally. i hate to say it but, "Told ya you need to take 100 times the normal dosage in order for it to work for you. One pill for every year you have been on this earth."

 

[Taps]

what I'm looking for in porn, and I still haven't found, is as follows:

A hairy man wearing nothing but a leather mask and black tube socks is driving in a late model Buick along a dusty back country road.
He sees ahead a woman dressed as a German barmaid hitchiking and he stops and lets her in the car.
Grabbing her hair and smacking her around a bit, he then forces her to orally pleasure him while with one hand he drives onward down the road, and the other ass fists the chick after lifting her dress over her head.
At the end of the road is a farm and the man gets out of the car, leading the woman by pliers on her nipples.
They walk up to a male zebra and the man climbs up on the fence and proceeds to fuck it in the ass while the woman sucks the zebra's dick.
The zebra cums in the chicks mouth and then after she gags that up onto a passing chicken, the man pulls out of the zebra and cums in the chicks mouth, forcing her to swallow it.
Then he catches the chicken that she gagged up the zebra jizz onto and he fucks it to death in a few swift strokes.
After which he fits the entire dead chicken into the woman's vagina.
Then it just starts getting really weird.

Anamal Passion #95, $50.00 at http://www.adultmovieshop.com/

Er, I'm just making this up. I don't really watch that shit.