getting rid of bruises?

[FLASHMAN1]

Hey bros.
I had kind of a tuff weekend this past weekend. My head is fucking kiling my ass right now.
But I got this problem that I hope some of you pricks can help me solve.
I don't entirely know what happened ot whatever, but I'm in a lot of pain and people are asking me questions about why I am all brusied up.

I have on my normal zebaz pants (GO BILLS!) and just a plain string tank top to show off my fucking GUNZ, but people are saying I have all this shit on me.

Like on my back I have what I'm told is lioke a boot shape iwth a tread and everything. and to be honest, my kidneys do really hurt - but I just throught it was from all the abombs an the jim beam iuf you know what I;m saying.
Also, my skinny fuck ass manager says that one of my eyes looks puffy and black and blue. I told him that he needs to shut up or I'll make him puffy and black.

I have some sort of claw marks all over my back,a nd this bithc I work wiht says she thinks they look like they are infected -whatever -that bitch is always talking shit really. she is just jelus she can't swallow my man load, if you know what I mean.

I've already mentioned the tooth marks on my dick, but that doesn't bother me too much - we've all been there with a too much tooth bitch.

anyway - you bros nkow how to clear up bruises fast? I don't want hos here at the gyj thinking I'm some queer with aids.

This has got to be a joke... If not, Massive, you're a complete fucking idiot...

 

[MassiveGunz]

Re: Re: getting rid of bruises?

This has got to be a joke... If not, Massive, you're a complete fucking idiot...

bro - what did I ever do to you? all I wanted was some help getting rid of bruises, and I figured the bros woudl want to know how I got them, so that they woudl know how to fux them.

I'm not joking - my head hurts too much to joke. I Wish I were joking, then I could go out to this party that they are having tonight over at one of my bros house - there are gonna be some fine bitches there I'm tellin ya.
but instead I'll probably just sit at home and drink beer and watch tv, I don't think I'm gonna be able to go out. I feel like shit.

man, I'm sick of all the haters on thsi baord. you come on here and ask serious questions and peopl just want to shit all overyou because they are so jeluse of what you have and they don't.

that's coll though, I won't judge you flashman. you are probabloy a cool bro and just having a bad day too - I'll bet a lot of bros on this boar had a ruff weekend too.

 

[notoriousQQ]

Massive Gunz is okay in my book even though he wears zubas and thinks i'm a prick. He is quite creative and entertaining in fabricating the facade he presents. Keep up the good work.

 

[gsxr1000]

yeah and I stand by that.
I'l lflame your ass better than anyone on this board.

OWNED!!

I just wanted to be sure, because I found the following information in the Probert Online Slang Encyclopedia:

FLAMER

Flamer is American slang for a flagrant male homosexual.

Dude, you gotta relax before you give yourself a stroke, we're just playing around here.

 

[madbomber31]

you need vitamin k to get rid of bruises.... i didnt read anything past your bullshit beginning.

 

[MassiveGunz]

LLO

yeah, I guess you guys are just playing.

sorry, I don't know much about computers and it is hard enough just to type out all this shit and the board stuff goe sby all quickly and shit.

if you are just playing with me, then I'm sorry - but I seriosly am not gay. I' sick of everyone always saying that.

those pictures are funny - I've owned a lot of you lately and they remind me of that.

but we are all bros and I'm willing to overlook the fact htat I owened you all if you guy s are also willing to over look it.

and thanks for the help on the bruising bbros.

this dude that comes into my gym says that I should tak ea lot of aspriin and then sleep a lot and no dinking.
I told him that I'll just stik to beer tonight and get some good rest.

 

[the nature boy]

whatever - I fuckin know tons of words.

lol

 

[notoriousQQ]

don't listen to all these haters dog, you know that the cheddar breeds jealousy. there just hating on you, what the big dog has, hating on the big dogs lifestyle, hating on the big dogs gunz, hating on the fact that you are true player living the shit and they are jealous of all dat baby. Hating on the fact that you ARE the biggest flamer on here, living it, breathing it, doing it all. Peace.

 

[MassiveGunz]

notriusQQ bro - I thought you were a dick just a little bit back - but I'm sorry about that.

I can see now that you are a good bro.

thanks man. I don't own you anymore - but I'm still number one flamer here. if anyone needs to get flamed, I'm on it!

 

[MassiveGunz]

you need vitamin k to get rid of bruises.... i didnt read anything past your bullshit beginning.

I asked this bithc I work with and she said Vitamin K is called "potassium" - is that true?
she says it is in bannanas. we have some here at our juice bar - so I should just eat a lot of those? I hope I just have to eat them and not do some sort of weird cream.
if so, I'm doingthat at home -0 it is too embarssing here at work.