For the beautiful ladies of EF...

[Mini Viper]

as posted by SoKlueles

It was a nice story for a Harlequin Novel, but I wouldnt buy it. The novel either. It is cheesy. What ever happened to old fashioned romance? Being shy and cautious, asking a girl on a date. Thats what needs to be done.....make a story about that....without the labia stuff and the poonanny thing.....geez lol.

Hey SoKlueles, are you single??? Maybe I can ask you out on a date and do the whole romantic thing!!

I always use this method and still do, I can't do it any other way cos I'm too shy (I'm abit of a pussy when it comes to ladies). I wait too long to ask them and the next thing you know she's hooked up with someone else, damn it!!

 

[DJ_UFO]

If I were to meet you for the first time and whispered this to you, in a sexy seductive manner. Would you give up the poonanny?

You are so fucking sexy tonight. Do you want to know what I would do to you?

First, I’d lay you on your back. Slooowly pulling off your panties. Looking into your deep, beautiful eyes, as I pull them all the way off. Oh, my God your pussy is so pretty. I can barely control myself. My cock is throbbing, yearning, to be inside of you. I must be inside of you. I pull your thighs back, and start kissing the back of your knees. Licking. Kissing. Tasting your delicious flesh. Your smell is so sweet. So powerful…My God I can’t believe the rush I’m feeling from kissing your thighs. My lips are on fire. Burning. Burning to press my lips against yours. Burning to taste your warmth. Burning to devour your wet pussy with my kiss. I move closer. Gently, tonguing your inner thighs. Closer. Closer to paradise. My paradise. I tremble at the thought of being inside of you. Yearning to feel your soft and silky flesh wrap around my manhood. Receiving me. Welcoming me. I must be patient. I must control myself. I reach the gates of paradise…your lovely delicious labia. Wanting my kiss. Trembling. Quivering. Anticipating. You feel my hot breath on your lips. Tormenting. Teasing. Tickling your love button. Begging for my kiss. I lick around your clit. Never touching. Licking. Tasting. Stroking. My God, you’re so hot. So wet. You arch your back to accept my mouth. I move closer. Closer. And then…

C'mon man...are you trying to get from here a cyber girlfriend?...with cyber sex and all that geek shit?
LOL...

 

[ZKaudio]

stop watching porn and go learn in the real world.