My dear, I will make you sammiches on vacations and weekends and breakfast on the weekdays but otherwise you're on your own.
Actually my husband looks forward to joint breakfast efforts on the weekends, pancakes and omelets, shit like that. We plate everything and tote it all back up to bed along with a giant glass of milk and pancake syrup and jelly and sit in bed, feed our faces and watch CBS Sunday Morning (no lie). This usually after morning nookie. Coffee/nookie/breakfast/nap. I love my Sunday morning routine. I don't get a fuck load done but it sure is relaxing![]()
stfu MM lol

I'm kidding
just makes me a tad jealous