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I see 8 more guys have come forward to testify that they have had sex and "inappropriate encounters" with Larry Craig. Despite Craig's famous "I am not gay and I have never been gay" mantra. Does anyone still believe this? I don't think so. It is insulting to think so. I mean, it's like cleaning up the used condoms in the bedroom after the mailman has finished fucking your wife and proudly declaring "they never had sex because she said they didn't."
************ (you know who you are) you were a decent person until you discovered and signed up for two or maybe five internet dating sites (that I know of, probably more), then you started lying, skimming, having casual sex, and worse. Bitch you are now just a head shave away from being Britney.
There is no person more nosey on the planet than a fucking Walmart greeter.
Ever since I started selling my used jock straps on craigslist, I have been seeing a 500% return and drastically cut down on having to do whites in the laundry so much.
You know that ‘Don't Ask, Don't Tell’ is in its last throes when they serve ‘breakfast quiche’ in the mess hall and nobody notices.
I haven't met a lesbian yet that didn't enjoy being treated like trash and shit on by some cheating partner of hers.
When I was standing and looking at you across the bar, it wasn't because I was too shy to come over and talk. It was because you are ugly and I couldn't help staring.
Some mornings I sit around in my pajammies staring into my crystal ball waiting to see which names appear in there that I will be dropping the house on their fucking broom for the rest of the day.
The other day I was in the sauna at the gym and after looking around at the choices in there I had to think to myself "I did not become gay for this."
The good thing about the economy going in the fucking toilet? Silly titles, frivolous jobs and people who add no value to an organization could all be eliminated.
Definition of "Biggest Loser" - someone trolling sex hook up sites on Christmas Eve night.
I don't do internet hook-ups, but from what I can see, internet hook-ups are all about who's the best liar and who can find the best polaroid to scan from 10 years ago to call it "current pic". The big question that you have to ask yourself is should you go through with it just because he actually showed up at your house? Are you really that horny?
I am not a slut. I just have had spontaneous sex a thousand times.
To the lesbian in the blue truck at Publix: I let you steal my parking spot because I am a polite and peaceful driver behind the wheel. But I keyed your truck afterwards because I’m a vindictive and vengeful bitch when I am not driving.
I have come to the conclusion that the bear crowd is nothing more than lazy angry repressed closet lesbians hiding from good taste.
Since I am mentioning lesbians, I have to point out that without a doubt they are the laziest bunch of walking skin bags I have ever seen. I am being dead serious here. If these bitches were sitting at home having a lavish dinner party for their friends (you know... with NASCAR theme paper plates and cups and separate plastic forks and spoons instead so "sporks" they stole from Wendys) and the light bulb blew. How many of them would it take and how long would it take to change the light bulb? Answer : None and never. These bitches would form a support group and sit around learning to live in the dark.
And for the bear crowd... they say that being a "bear" is a state of mind and body. You got that right. You must be out of your mind to have a ugly ass body like that.
Here is some advice for everyone, any gender, any sexuality.
#1 - If you are not over your ex-whatever (lover, BF, GF, wife, hubby, etc..) then please do the rest of the world a favor and stop dating. It is wrong and actually very selfish to beat up the rest of us for something someone else did to you.
#2 If you are a person who is getting played over and over again and constantly walked upon and cheated on, having your heart broken and scammed by your boyfriends/girlfriends/dating choices, then you are someone who realistically needs to examine why you consistently choose the type that is “wrong” for you. And you really really really need to stop crying to us each time it happens.
Despite what some of you might think, I really am a nice person.
************ (you know who you are) you were a decent person until you discovered and signed up for two or maybe five internet dating sites (that I know of, probably more), then you started lying, skimming, having casual sex, and worse. Bitch you are now just a head shave away from being Britney.
There is no person more nosey on the planet than a fucking Walmart greeter.
Ever since I started selling my used jock straps on craigslist, I have been seeing a 500% return and drastically cut down on having to do whites in the laundry so much.
You know that ‘Don't Ask, Don't Tell’ is in its last throes when they serve ‘breakfast quiche’ in the mess hall and nobody notices.
I haven't met a lesbian yet that didn't enjoy being treated like trash and shit on by some cheating partner of hers.
When I was standing and looking at you across the bar, it wasn't because I was too shy to come over and talk. It was because you are ugly and I couldn't help staring.
Some mornings I sit around in my pajammies staring into my crystal ball waiting to see which names appear in there that I will be dropping the house on their fucking broom for the rest of the day.
The other day I was in the sauna at the gym and after looking around at the choices in there I had to think to myself "I did not become gay for this."
The good thing about the economy going in the fucking toilet? Silly titles, frivolous jobs and people who add no value to an organization could all be eliminated.
Definition of "Biggest Loser" - someone trolling sex hook up sites on Christmas Eve night.
I don't do internet hook-ups, but from what I can see, internet hook-ups are all about who's the best liar and who can find the best polaroid to scan from 10 years ago to call it "current pic". The big question that you have to ask yourself is should you go through with it just because he actually showed up at your house? Are you really that horny?
I am not a slut. I just have had spontaneous sex a thousand times.
To the lesbian in the blue truck at Publix: I let you steal my parking spot because I am a polite and peaceful driver behind the wheel. But I keyed your truck afterwards because I’m a vindictive and vengeful bitch when I am not driving.
I have come to the conclusion that the bear crowd is nothing more than lazy angry repressed closet lesbians hiding from good taste.
Since I am mentioning lesbians, I have to point out that without a doubt they are the laziest bunch of walking skin bags I have ever seen. I am being dead serious here. If these bitches were sitting at home having a lavish dinner party for their friends (you know... with NASCAR theme paper plates and cups and separate plastic forks and spoons instead so "sporks" they stole from Wendys) and the light bulb blew. How many of them would it take and how long would it take to change the light bulb? Answer : None and never. These bitches would form a support group and sit around learning to live in the dark.
And for the bear crowd... they say that being a "bear" is a state of mind and body. You got that right. You must be out of your mind to have a ugly ass body like that.
Here is some advice for everyone, any gender, any sexuality.
#1 - If you are not over your ex-whatever (lover, BF, GF, wife, hubby, etc..) then please do the rest of the world a favor and stop dating. It is wrong and actually very selfish to beat up the rest of us for something someone else did to you.
#2 If you are a person who is getting played over and over again and constantly walked upon and cheated on, having your heart broken and scammed by your boyfriends/girlfriends/dating choices, then you are someone who realistically needs to examine why you consistently choose the type that is “wrong” for you. And you really really really need to stop crying to us each time it happens.
Despite what some of you might think, I really am a nice person.
