Great googly moogly.
Are you two for real? Do women like you really exist?
I had a girlfriend that worked in a close proximity to where I did and every once in a while would stop by and talk to me for a short time.
One day she comes to see me and has a Tootsie Pop. Hands me the Tootsie Pop and tells me to open it. I remove the wrapper and it's all stcky and gooy. She gives me a seductive smile, and I can smell her aroma on the pop.
She simply walks away leaving me there with the Tootsie Pop sex toy, and I try to work the rest of the day sucking on a Tootsie Pop that was inside her.
Boy, did she get it when I got home.