What are my chances of getting ass from this girl tommorrow night?

[alien amp pharm]

We chat via email while at work...here is some excerpts from her today...

i think i am going to break into your house on my way
to veronicas tonight...hahah...maybe i will be hiding
somewhere when you get home...naked

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....i figured we probably
would end up doing so the way we have been talking the
last 2 days...all this talk has gotten me ridiculously
horny...i am having to refrain from some questioning
because it would not be appropriate to think about
here in the mall

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i like it to start gentle then get rougher when the
time is right...


She is out of town right now, but is coming over tommorrow night.

Finally the virgin jokes may come to an end and we can all make fun of theOak instead.

 

[hamstershaver]

did you type the stuff in blue?

 

[Smurfy]

You should fucking be banned.

 

[EnderJE]

Somewhere between "no fucking chance" and "a cold day in hell".

I'm rooting for, ya!

 

[alien amp pharm]

did you type the stuff in blue?

no silly willy

 

[nycgirl]

If you have to ask, you aren't getting laid.

 

[alien amp pharm]

You should fucking be banned.

Why? can't attractive people post here too? Don't hate.

 

[gotmilk]

I hope you can increase your two-pump limit.

 

[velvett]

I'm of the who talk, don't, those who do, don't talk, school belief.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Crap I need to go purchase some rubbers. I'm sure the ones I have from 1995 have expired.