wet dreams

[SoreArms]

I remember when I was a teenager and had wet dreams, I'd wake up like at 3:00 AM all embarrased and would hurry to the bathroom to change my shorts/underwear and rinse them so that my mom wouldn't see them all sticky/crusty when she did the laundry. My mom is so naive that she would probably ask me why my underwear are always so crusty too.

 

[Mr. dB]

I never had one, not even once.

 

[Griz1]

I wish I still had them.

Whenever I've come close (pardon the pun), I always wake up now. I feel like I scream "Cock-tease!" at the mirror.

 

[Lestat]

I've never had one in my life.

My GF's lil bro told his mom he needed new sheets cuz he had "protein stains" on them.. when she looked at him funny he said "it happens to everyone mom!"

 

[SoreArms]

LOL @ protein stains

I was always worried that I'd have a wet dream while crashing at a friends or something. How do you explain that in the morning?

 

[Lestat]

LOL @ protein stains

I was always worried that I'd have a wet dream while crashing at a friends or something. How do you explain that in the morning?

i think i never had them cuz I started wacking off in like 6th grade.. pretty much daily.

 

[SoreArms]

I didn't start jacking off until after I got laid, late in high school. For some reason I just thought it was a low and leud act back then.

 

[Griz1]

i think i never had them cuz I started wacking off in like 6th grade.. pretty much daily.

 

[Lestat]

I didn't start jacking off until after I got laid, late in high school. For some reason I just thought it was a low and leud act back then.

I didn't get laid until 16.. i would have gone insane if I couldn't bust a nut regularly until then...

even when I started gettng laid I wacked off... probably more.. peak was 2-3 times a day regularly.. with some days up to 6 or so.

 

[SoreArms]

I didn't start whacking it regularly until my early 20's, after breaking up with an ex and going through a dry spell. Now I feel it's a healthy, normal activity

When I don't get laid often I jack off a lot
When I'm getting laid regualrly I jack off even more