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SoreArms

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I remember when I was a teenager and had wet dreams, I'd wake up like at 3:00 AM all embarrased and would hurry to the bathroom to change my shorts/underwear and rinse them so that my mom wouldn't see them all sticky/crusty when she did the laundry. My mom is so naive that she would probably ask me why my underwear are always so crusty too.
 
I wish I still had them.

Whenever I've come close (pardon the pun), I always wake up now. I feel like I scream "Cock-tease!" at the mirror.
 
I've never had one in my life.

My GF's lil bro told his mom he needed new sheets cuz he had "protein stains" on them.. when she looked at him funny he said "it happens to everyone mom!"
 
LOL @ protein stains

I was always worried that I'd have a wet dream while crashing at a friends or something. How do you explain that in the morning?
 
SoreArms said:
LOL @ protein stains

I was always worried that I'd have a wet dream while crashing at a friends or something. How do you explain that in the morning?
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i think i never had them cuz I started wacking off in like 6th grade.. pretty much daily.
 
I didn't start jacking off until after I got laid, late in high school. For some reason I just thought it was a low and leud act back then.
 
SoreArms said:
I didn't start jacking off until after I got laid, late in high school. For some reason I just thought it was a low and leud act back then.
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I didn't get laid until 16.. i would have gone insane if I couldn't bust a nut regularly until then...

even when I started gettng laid I wacked off... probably more.. peak was 2-3 times a day regularly.. with some days up to 6 or so.
 
I didn't start whacking it regularly until my early 20's, after breaking up with an ex and going through a dry spell. Now I feel it's a healthy, normal activity :D

When I don't get laid often I jack off a lot
When I'm getting laid regualrly I jack off even more
 
SoreArms said:
lets masterbate together and lick each others hand afterwards
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newbiebynature said:
ive never had one...like griz said i usually just wake up before it happens
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Ditto, it sucks. I had a dream about this super hot blond chick last night, and we were getting nasty. Somehow my alarm clock knew just when to go off. Damn.
 
hidngod i can relate...i was so excited the first time i came i did it again and shot a blank...i didnt care...this is a very awkward thread now that i think of it...
 
ok so i have a nearly 14 year old son......you guys really worry me now


btw women have wet dreams too
 
pintoca said:
I'm sure he posts here too...
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Yeah, check out that new guy, Newbiebinature (or something like that)! He's probably young, obviously has a lot of time on his hands, er & something else? Check his post count. That's faster than Divnugga LOL!
 
yea i am prety young...18...and i dont know whats up with my post count...i havent done 2k+ counts...i guess i have some spare time...its summer man...
 
SoKlueles said:
ok so i have a nearly 14 year old son......you guys really worry me now


btw women have wet dreams too
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Yeah, i hear the wife going off in her sleep sometimes. Lucky for me she isn't the type to call out a name...so i get to just assume it's me in her head.
 
newbiebynature said:
yea i am prety young...18...and i dont know whats up with my post count...i havent done 2k+ counts...i guess i have some spare time...its summer man...
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you bought plat and they gave u some free posts....never really understood why they give you posts.....id figure karma or something but oh well:)
 
i still get them

1. dont jerk off for a few days
2. watch porn
3. go bed with a hard on (dont jerk off just hard)
4. think sex
5. get laid in dream (takes a few times)
6. dream so real u feel u are fucking
7. cum on sheets
8. laundry
9. dry
10. put sheets back on and make the bed
 
tiger88 said:
i still get them

1. dont jerk off for a few days
2. watch porn
3. go bed with a hard on (dont jerk off just hard)
4. think sex
5. get laid in dream (takes a few times)
6. dream so real u feel u are fucking
7. cum on sheets
8. laundry
9. dry
10. put sheets back on and make the bed
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You forgot 8A. "Add OxyClean
 
SoreArms said:
I remember when I was a teenager and had wet dreams, I'd wake up like at 3:00 AM all embarrased and would hurry to the bathroom to change my shorts/underwear and rinse them so that my mom wouldn't see them all sticky/crusty when she did the laundry. My mom is so naive that she would probably ask me why my underwear are always so crusty too.
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i havnt had that many...first one i threw away the undies and just poured a fuckload of water on the sheets to get em clean

now if i have it i wake up right when im about to bust and can hold it in for long enough to either make it to the bathroom or put my hand down their and shield
 
SoKlueles said:
you bought plat and they gave u some free posts....never really understood why they give you posts.....id figure karma or something but oh well:)
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I never got anything when I went plat.'pouts'
 
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