So seriously this girl I am boning/dating just told me today

[jerseyrugger76]

I asked her that same question

I was like..
Was he over 12"?

she just gave me this kind of ashamed look like a beaten housewife or something.

from what i gathered he had never fucked a girl he could fit his entire cock into

Does he have a brother?

 

[velvett]

a girl from salt lake let you drop a log on her?? wow, you do have game.


Anyway, the cock convo is her way of saying.......break out the fist big boy, cause I've had the walls knocked outta me and nothing short of gutter pipe is even going to register that anything is inside of me.

I guess I don't have to ask what a mud monkey is anymore.

 

[musclemom]

Dude I already have

she loves the mud monkey on her chest

but honestly, isnt there unspoken rules about discussing the ex bf's cock size unless it is definatively smaller than yours?

Well, she clearly doesn't think of you as anything other than a fuck buddy. To her, you are a piece of meat (only fair, she's a piece of meat to you, right?) What's your problem? You have warm wet spots with none of the inconvenient strings so STFU. It's not like you have any emotion invested in this. It's no different than comparing conformation in a dog show ring, anyway.

That being said, I doubt if I would say something like that to a person I loved/liked/respected and was intimate with. There is just no way to say what she said, in a way that is not dis-ing on you. Talking about your ex's cock being buried in your pussy ... uh, not cool.

No strings/no attachments relationships are fun!

 

[Wulfgar]

Does he have a brother?

he'd do you

i guess he is bi and basically likes to fuck anyone who thinks they can take the mammothness of his log

 

[Wulfgar]

Well, she clearly doesn't think of you as anything other than a fuck buddy. To her, you are a piece of meat (only fair, she's a piece of meat to you, right?) What's your problem? You have warm wet spots with none of the inconvenient strings so STFU. It's not like you have any emotion invested in this. It's no different than comparing conformation in a dog show ring, anyway.

That being said, I doubt if I would say something like that to a person I loved/liked/respected and was intimate with. There is just no way to say what she said, in a way that is not dis-ing on you. Talking about your ex's cock being buried in your pussy ... uh, not cool.

No strings/no attachments relationships are fun!

wow
I wish you lived closer MM
Me and you would have some deep conversations for sure...

 

[musclemom]

wow
I wish you lived closer MM
Me and you would have some deep conversations for sure...

Yes, I'd be the safe, non-sexual mother figure that you could open up and reveal your deepest fears and neuroses to

Man, I bet the shit crawling around in your skull would keep a student of abnormal human psychology busy for decades

 

[redsamurai]

Yes, I'd be the safe, non-sexual mother figure that you could open up and reveal your deepest fears and neuroses to

Man, I bet the shit crawling around in your skull would keep a student of abnormal human psychology busy for decades

you wouldn't "non sexual" to me MM, and it wouldn't be safe either..........you'd have to barricade yourself in a corner of your house to keep your nethers from perpetual soreness..........

 

[Wulfgar]

Yes, I'd be the safe, non-sexual mother figure that you could open up and reveal your deepest fears and neuroses to

Man, I bet the shit crawling around in your skull would keep a student of abnormal human psychology busy for decades

 

[redsamurai]

I guess I don't have to ask what a mud monkey is anymore.

so what i'm getting from you is that you're "not" down with watching a log come out of 'gars hole and dropping neatly on your chest?? Do I have that about right.

 

[Wulfgar]

so what i'm getting from you is that you're "not" down with watching a log come out of 'gars hole and dropping neatly on your chest?? Do I have that about right.

She would love it if it was happening to her bor

they all do

Its something primatively dominant women get off on