So seriously this girl I am boning/dating just told me today

[chazk]

me and the wife only luagh about the guys she fucked that had smaller dicks then me....
If I see a old picture of a guy she dated in her photo books I ask " how big was his swang " if smaller she luaghs if it was bigger she says " stop asking that shit "
Then I know to shut the fuck up...

 

[SpyWizard]

and I quote

"My ex's cock was HUGE, The first time we had sex I told him I could feel it in my throat"

followed up with

"He would tell me he was going to ruin me for all men"

followed with

" With his cock buried to the hilt half his cock was still not even inside me"

followed with


" But your cock is cool. So dont worry about it"


wtf??

Your reply should have been

"well if mine fits nice in your butt then if it's so small"

or

"He's right, my last girlfriend's coochy was so much more tighter than yours, and she always woke me up with a blow job, but hey, you're nice too"


"now shut up and get in the kitchen and make me a samich"

 

[Wulfgar]

^^^ both the above posts are good bro material

 

[chadstallion]

^^^ both the above posts are good bro material

newbie here.
revisiting old posts; ok, so what; they get bumped; I have catching up to do.
wulfgar - yur a HOTTIE. makes a little rise in my briefs when I see your avatar.

 

[redsamurai]

LMAO at "but your cock is cool so don't worry about it".........that was a total move on her part to put wulf in his place. This might be the first time I actually want you to shit on a bitch bro........yup.......right on the grill. Drape that butt monkey right across her cheeks. And save one up so you can look at it afterward and ask her if her ex was as big as that monster she just had deposited on her.

Your reply should have been

"well if mine fits nice in your butt then if it's so small"

or

"He's right, my last girlfriend's coochy was so much more tighter than yours, and she always woke me up with a blow job, but hey, you're nice too"


"now shut up and get in the kitchen and make me a samich"

 

[Mass Insanity]

salt lake chicks are freaks bro... thats funny shit though..I mean what do you say..everytime you fuck her she's prob thinking you got a little dick...I'm just saying...

 

[miplank]

makes a little rise in my briefs when I see your avatar.

wtf...LOL

 

[servalcat]

shes trying to turn u into a cuck.

 

[EXTREMEBOWHNTR]

Dude i was only in Salt Lake for a couple of weeks. I never thought it would go this big. I guess im famous now. I didnt know my 5" worked so well.......

 

[SpyWizard]

and I quote

"My ex's cock was HUGE, The first time we had sex I told him I could feel it in my throat"

followed up with

"He would tell me he was going to ruin me for all men"

followed with

" With his cock buried to the hilt half his cock was still not even inside me"

followed with


" But your cock is cool. So dont worry about it"


wtf??

yea baby that's why it will fit so nice in your pooper