So seriously this girl I am boning/dating just told me today

[Wulfgar]

a girl from salt lake let you drop a log on her?? wow, you do have game.


Anyway, the cock convo is her way of saying.......break out the fist big boy, cause I've had the walls knocked outta me and nothing short of gutter pipe is even going to register that anything is inside of me.

The anus is still a tight squeeze
I dont think Lex Steel put his meat in that particular orifice with her

 

[Arabian]

Wulf.. I think shes trying to tell you ... you have a childs pee pee compared to her x.....lololllolllol

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

Dude I already have

she loves the mud monkey on her chest

but honestly, isnt there unspoken rules about discussing the ex bf's cock size unless it is definatively smaller than yours?

Tell her that even a 747 looks small in the grand canyon

 

[GoldenDelicious]

shes just making you insecure so that you try harder and go down on her more....the tricky bish!!

 

[habitualhealth]

and I quote

"My ex's cock was HUGE, The first time we had sex I told him I could feel it in my throat"

followed up with

"He would tell me he was going to ruin me for all men"

followed with

" With his cock buried to the hilt half his cock was still not even inside me"

followed with


" But your cock is cool. So dont worry about it"


wtf??

she sounds perfect for you. just your type.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

You have a small penis? This plus the poop stuff my crush is offically over.

 

[Lestat]

you got owned bro AND you lost SuperQT with the dutch bag story!!!

 

[chris350]

I seriously think I would have trouble performing well after something like that. I mean im just average but I make sure I try to do everything possible to please my girl in bed. I hate it when girls talk about other guys they have been with though especially if they were to talk about their ex's enormous man meat. Everytime I would go down on her after that I would probably think about some guy's huge cock splitting her in half and shooting peter north quantities of cum in her vag and every other hole on her

 

[GoldenDelicious]

You have a small penis? This plus the poop stuff my crush is offically over.

penis size is irrelevent compared to the ginormity of your vag, and you know it!

 

[ceo]

donkey punch her. Problem solved.