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So seriously this girl I am boning/dating just told me today
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jerseyrugger76
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layinback said:lololololololol
going in after me is like finding out you'll be performing
after that *presley boy* from mississippi
I saw your pic, dude. It's cute.
But you should meat some of my ex's. You have nothing on them . . . at all.
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Why would a woman feel the need to brag about painfull sex? 
I could never get women like that.
I remember these two older broads at an office job I had before I got pregnant and stayed home with my family. LOL They were the age I am now. Anyways, this one conversation where each one tried to "outdo" the other when discussing the GI-normity of their husband/SO's cock size.
"I had to go to my gynecologist and she said - Sandy!!! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?? THERE ARE TEARS IN YOUR VAGINA!!!"
Even then I thought, WTF and you bishes are BRAGGING about painful sex?!?!
Never once did they talk about pleasure, how good their man was at pleasing them, orgasms or *God Forbid* him going down on them...
I remember my only thought then was the same as my thoughts now, "What are we in high school that we are trying to outdo one another by bragging about HOW LITTLE we actually know about sex?!"
For the record, I seen a couplafew cocks in my day and I'd met plenty of men who were 100% inept when it came to every single aspect of pleasing a woman but I had NEVER personally met a man whose cock was "too small" for me.
I have seen pics though here on elite.
I could never get women like that.
I remember these two older broads at an office job I had before I got pregnant and stayed home with my family. LOL They were the age I am now. Anyways, this one conversation where each one tried to "outdo" the other when discussing the GI-normity of their husband/SO's cock size.
"I had to go to my gynecologist and she said - Sandy!!! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?? THERE ARE TEARS IN YOUR VAGINA!!!"
Even then I thought, WTF and you bishes are BRAGGING about painful sex?!?!
Never once did they talk about pleasure, how good their man was at pleasing them, orgasms or *God Forbid* him going down on them...
I remember my only thought then was the same as my thoughts now, "What are we in high school that we are trying to outdo one another by bragging about HOW LITTLE we actually know about sex?!"
For the record, I seen a couplafew cocks in my day and I'd met plenty of men who were 100% inept when it came to every single aspect of pleasing a woman but I had NEVER personally met a man whose cock was "too small" for me.
I have seen pics though here on elite.
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Thats so wrong! But fucking funny as hell!GUARDIAN said:
redsamurai
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jerseyrugger76 said:I saw your pic, dude. It's cute.
But you should meat some of my ex's. You have nothing on them . . . at all.
^^^size queen^^^^
redsamurai
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Wulfgar said:lol!
to clear things up she wasnt bragging..she said it hurt like hell and she would cry most the time.
also apparantly he had a serious stamina problem.
other than that most these posts are accurate and sad
exactly how big was this cat? It takes at least 13-14 inches to bottom out the uterus......and he still had "left over"???
I asked her that same questionredsamurai said:exactly how big was this cat? It takes at least 13-14 inches to bottom out the uterus......and he still had "left over"???
I was like..
Was he over 12"?
she just gave me this kind of ashamed look like a beaten housewife or something.
from what i gathered he had never fucked a girl he could fit his entire cock into
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