So I spent all last week with Americans...

[Ulcasterdropout]

and this is what I learned.
They love football.

I don't even watch the Super Bowl.

They drink piss for beer.

Yep

They have crappy coffee.

But we have the good stuff as well....not just that 39 cent shit @ Vegas dinners

They think the rule the world.

You're just learning this now?

They have funny accents.

What are you talking aboot? Yeah, we got some silly ones...

They don't know shit about geography.

Statistically....uh, yeah. Sad but true.

They think there better then Canadians.

We are....but you and Seashell are OK j/k

Hope you had a good time, BTW....

 

[Testosterone boy]

Vegas is a reknowned hotspot for Americas best and brightest.

 

[Mr. dB]

and this is what I learned.

They love football.
They drink piss for beer.
They have crappy coffee.
They think the rule the world.
They have funny accents.
They don't know shit about geography.
They think there better then Canadians.

Charming, aren't we?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Charming, aren't we?

Some are very and some of the accents are very hot actually.

 

[Razorguns]

american accents are all right.

but the world's consensus on "sexy" accents is still the british accent. I know some british guys and women just go APESHIT over them in clubs as soon as they speak. I wish i could talk like that w/o sounding like fucking Austin Powers.

it's so damn sexy and classy.

 

[Werd]

Hmm good point...

Best things about Americans is they live in America!

That is what the rest of the world says too! LOL

I left once and only returned because I had to. I will leave again ASAP and will only return to visit friends and family until they also move out.

I am first generation American. Of all the peeps that grew up in my community from the same background, those that were educated outside the US (for university) only ONE returned to live and though she is a lovely girl she totally lacks any ambition. The rest all live outside the US. I think that says a lot about the state of affairs in the US. Our parents left their country to come to the US in order to provide a better future for us, their children. And most of us have emigrated to provide a better future for ourselves and our own children.... such a turn of events in only one generation!

(PS - The only reason our parents left their country is because it was overrrun by communists after WWII. My people fought a revolution where the US promised support if they rose up against their oppressors. I guess since my country had no oil or diamonds it was not important enough for the US to "save" our crappy unimportant little shit of a country. It is all good though. They have joined the EU and though shit is hard if I could take my kids I would go there in a heartbeat.)

I can not stand soft-titted, uneducated, arrogant, loud-mouthed, uncultured, rude Americans. These are the peeps that can barely speak English above a 4th grade level though their families have been in the states for generations and are usually the first ones to make condescending comments about immigrants who succeed regardless of their lack of knowledge of the language. They abuse and dont appreciate all that is offered them simply because they were lucky enough to be born in the states, yet they seem to feel they are better than the rest of the world.

Guess what?

IT AINT SO.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

apparently i have to spread werd around again, before i get some karma

or something like that anyway

 

[Robert Jan]

The better countries in Europe are about as "good" as the USA, the difference is that the USA is patriotic and most Europeans don't really like their country. They are not taught to.

 

[Deterass]

That is what the rest of the world says too! LOL

I left once and only returned because I had to. I will leave again ASAP and will only return to visit friends and family until they also move out.

I am first generation American. Of all the peeps that grew up in my community from the same background, those that were educated outside the US (for university) only ONE returned to live and though she is a lovely girl she totally lacks any ambition. The rest all live outside the US. I think that says a lot about the state of affairs in the US. Our parents left their country to come to the US in order to provide a better future for us, their children. And most of us have emigrated to provide a better future for ourselves and our own children.... such a turn of events in only one generation!

(PS - The only reason our parents left their country is because it was overrrun by communists after WWII. My people fought a revolution where the US promised support if they rose up against their oppressors. I guess since my country had no oil or diamonds it was not important enough for the US to "save" our crappy unimportant little shit of a country. It is all good though. They have joined the EU and though shit is hard if I could take my kids I would go there in a heartbeat.)

I can not stand soft-titted, uneducated, arrogant, loud-mouthed, uncultured, rude Americans. These are the peeps that can barely speak English above a 4th grade level though their families have been in the states for generations and are usually the first ones to make condescending comments about immigrants who succeed regardless of their lack of knowledge of the language. They abuse and dont appreciate all that is offered them simply because they were lucky enough to be born in the states, yet they seem to feel they are better than the rest of the world.

Guess what?

IT AINT SO.

and where are you from?

I'm gonna have to Google your ass.

 

[Werd]

LOL I was born in the USA but didn't learn to speak English until I was five.