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This is going to sound kind of gross but it does work.
Tapeworms. That's right. Just eat a couple of beef tapeworms. Stay away from the pork and fish tapeworms. They are problematic. The longer you have the tapeworm in you the bigger it becomes and the faster you lose the weight. When you get to the desirable weight just take some worming pills and you'll be back to square one.
Things to consider. Tapeworms like solid food. They're like a bunch of Lampreys with their sucker mouths. They aren't to good at grabbing onto liquid type stuff like whey protein, flax oil, and the like. They want to latch onto a big chunk of Pepperoni Pizza and chow down. I think you get the picture. Just take the good stuff and give them some junk food. Don't worry about the calories. They'll take care of that. Especially once they start reproducing and you have a big colony gorging themselves.
Back in the early 1900 Sears used to sell them for this purpose in their catalog. Anyway that's the rumor. Here's an urban legend also. Sounds like a good idea and someone needs to market it.
A few years ago there was a company who put out sure-fire diet pills, guaranteed to lose weight in no time. People began to take these pills, and in no time the people were losing weight. After a few weeks these people began to lose too much weight. So the government investigated. They opened the pills and found the head of a tapeworm. Tapeworms are hard to get rid of. They had the person starve himself for days. Then they set a bowl of hot milk in front of the person. He had to keep his mouth open. After a while the tapeworm began to come up his throat 'cause he smelled the milk. They kept moving the bowl further away until the tapeworm was completely out.
Tapeworms. That's right. Just eat a couple of beef tapeworms. Stay away from the pork and fish tapeworms. They are problematic. The longer you have the tapeworm in you the bigger it becomes and the faster you lose the weight. When you get to the desirable weight just take some worming pills and you'll be back to square one.
Things to consider. Tapeworms like solid food. They're like a bunch of Lampreys with their sucker mouths. They aren't to good at grabbing onto liquid type stuff like whey protein, flax oil, and the like. They want to latch onto a big chunk of Pepperoni Pizza and chow down. I think you get the picture. Just take the good stuff and give them some junk food. Don't worry about the calories. They'll take care of that. Especially once they start reproducing and you have a big colony gorging themselves.
Back in the early 1900 Sears used to sell them for this purpose in their catalog. Anyway that's the rumor. Here's an urban legend also. Sounds like a good idea and someone needs to market it.
A few years ago there was a company who put out sure-fire diet pills, guaranteed to lose weight in no time. People began to take these pills, and in no time the people were losing weight. After a few weeks these people began to lose too much weight. So the government investigated. They opened the pills and found the head of a tapeworm. Tapeworms are hard to get rid of. They had the person starve himself for days. Then they set a bowl of hot milk in front of the person. He had to keep his mouth open. After a while the tapeworm began to come up his throat 'cause he smelled the milk. They kept moving the bowl further away until the tapeworm was completely out.
