My uncle answered the door wearing nothing but a diaper...

[snacky cake]

Aww Snacky, - I was hoping you would have a better weekend than that!

Just hop in a hot bubble bath tonight and let Calgon.....(well you know the rest.....)

ah, it's okay. It just feels like I didn't get a weekend though. I"m already tired and it's only monday...lol.

 

[Humble Pride]

That's how I feel - I slept (1) hour last night, and I have to stay up for MNF tonight........

 

[snacky cake]

That's how I feel - I slept (1) hour last night, and I have to stay up for MNF tonight........

MNF?

awww....poor thing

 

[shrimp poboy]

wtf is mnf?

 

[Humble Pride]

Monday Night Football

 

[canadianhitman]

yes. you are so right.

I have a new idea. For Christmas I'm going to give them a card that says "For Christmas this year I'm going to waive all the 'loans' that you promised me you would pay back over the past 10 years. That should be equal to at least $10,000. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

DO IT!!! I'm not even kidding...do it...maybe they'll realize just how much they really owed you if you do that.

 

[ortiz34]

your story material still kinda blows even with the new SN

Still have the men swinging their dongs all over the place,
which is the only reason you most likely come here.

 

[puddlemonkey]

wtf is mnf?

Please turn your man card in at the front desk.

 

[Mr. dB]

hee hee.

My uncle would find puddles too uncivilized and asked to be moved to the rest home instead....lol.

Sounds like a good strategy to me.

 

[BlueBird]

You should seriously think about suggesting nursing home care for your uncle, or at the very least, home health aide services. That kind of constant care will kill your grandma.