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That pretty much sums up all the events of my weekend.
I took Friday off to attend an arraignment of a cousin who got charged with distributing a controlled substance. I basically worked the kid a miracle and got the commonwealth to amend it down to a misdemeanor possession charge and got him released into the custody of his mom until sentencing. (He's only 19). Not only that, but they agreed to divert the sentence after he meets the terms of some drug counseling, etc, which means the charge will completely disappear from his record and the case will be dismissed. Okay, I did it pro bono, but a thank you or maybe lunch would have been nice...LOL.
Then, I was going to have to stay at my grandma's house until Sunday at 2 pm because my little sister had called me crying on Thursday. She wanted me to help her get her things from her ex-bf's house including family heirlooms that had belonged to my mother. I had called her ex who said that the only time he could do it was Sunday between 2-6. UGH.
So, I arrive at my grandma's house. She takes care of my 40 something year old uncle who had a series of strokes in his 30's that have rendered him unable to talk, and he has motor skill problems. Well, when I get there and knock, he answers the door completely buck naked except for a big adult size diaper. WOW.
Later that day, I had to go to the bathroom and there was human feces a half an inch thich covering the entire seat of the toilet. I nearly DIED because I really needed to go, badly. So, I hold my nose and grab a BIG towell and clean it up. Then, I wet a rag with Mr. Clean and wiped the toilet down before I went potty myself.
NOT TEN MINUTES LATER, I needed to go again because I drank too much coffee. Lo and behold. Feces was all over the place, AGAIN! Mind you, I was gagging incessantly the first time. The second time, I nearly died.
So, I cleaned it again and used the bathroom myself. This time I put the lid down.
I come back later, and this time he very literally took a crap on the lid of the toilet.
Now, I'm beginning to wonder if he really has this many motor difficulties or if he is trying to punish me for something because I saw him outside later swinging a golf club (not very well, but he was trying.) hmmmmm....
My grandma's house used to be clean but now everything is deteriorating and it smells AWFUL. I was quite scared that Devin and I would get sick. I tried to eat nothing but pre-packaged items because the dishes didn't look clean and I didn't see that she had any dish washing liquid in the house. So, how is she cleaning them?
Anyway, she insisted on making us breakfast every morning. God love her. She is the sweetest lady in the world, but her cooking was EGAD, nauseatingly greasy and burned. I can't even describe it.
I still have the runs.
Anyway, after an entire weekend of cleaning up human excrement, I'm waiting for the phone call from my sister to go pick up her stuff. 2 o'clock comes and goes and she doesn't call. I finally call HER at 3 o'clock and I WOKE HER UP!!! She partied so hard the night before that she was still passed out!!! So, I say, "get up girl. We have to go get your stuff." She replies that she is going to go get it later that night. I remind her he said between 2 and 6 and she says, "we can't go today, HIS BROTHER DIED." WTF??? She said, "His funeral is tonight and I have to go. Can you bring me gas money?" WTF!!!???? So, I said, "Yeah, I'll bring it. Wait for me on the corner of XXXX and XXXXX at the shell station."
I called and verified that her ex's brother was alive and well.
I never showed up. Screw her. Little liar has run over me for the last time. She has some nerve.
I took Friday off to attend an arraignment of a cousin who got charged with distributing a controlled substance. I basically worked the kid a miracle and got the commonwealth to amend it down to a misdemeanor possession charge and got him released into the custody of his mom until sentencing. (He's only 19). Not only that, but they agreed to divert the sentence after he meets the terms of some drug counseling, etc, which means the charge will completely disappear from his record and the case will be dismissed. Okay, I did it pro bono, but a thank you or maybe lunch would have been nice...LOL.
Then, I was going to have to stay at my grandma's house until Sunday at 2 pm because my little sister had called me crying on Thursday. She wanted me to help her get her things from her ex-bf's house including family heirlooms that had belonged to my mother. I had called her ex who said that the only time he could do it was Sunday between 2-6. UGH.
So, I arrive at my grandma's house. She takes care of my 40 something year old uncle who had a series of strokes in his 30's that have rendered him unable to talk, and he has motor skill problems. Well, when I get there and knock, he answers the door completely buck naked except for a big adult size diaper. WOW.
Later that day, I had to go to the bathroom and there was human feces a half an inch thich covering the entire seat of the toilet. I nearly DIED because I really needed to go, badly. So, I hold my nose and grab a BIG towell and clean it up. Then, I wet a rag with Mr. Clean and wiped the toilet down before I went potty myself.
NOT TEN MINUTES LATER, I needed to go again because I drank too much coffee. Lo and behold. Feces was all over the place, AGAIN! Mind you, I was gagging incessantly the first time. The second time, I nearly died.
So, I cleaned it again and used the bathroom myself. This time I put the lid down.
I come back later, and this time he very literally took a crap on the lid of the toilet.
Now, I'm beginning to wonder if he really has this many motor difficulties or if he is trying to punish me for something because I saw him outside later swinging a golf club (not very well, but he was trying.) hmmmmm....
My grandma's house used to be clean but now everything is deteriorating and it smells AWFUL. I was quite scared that Devin and I would get sick. I tried to eat nothing but pre-packaged items because the dishes didn't look clean and I didn't see that she had any dish washing liquid in the house. So, how is she cleaning them?
Anyway, she insisted on making us breakfast every morning. God love her. She is the sweetest lady in the world, but her cooking was EGAD, nauseatingly greasy and burned. I can't even describe it.
I still have the runs.
Anyway, after an entire weekend of cleaning up human excrement, I'm waiting for the phone call from my sister to go pick up her stuff. 2 o'clock comes and goes and she doesn't call. I finally call HER at 3 o'clock and I WOKE HER UP!!! She partied so hard the night before that she was still passed out!!! So, I say, "get up girl. We have to go get your stuff." She replies that she is going to go get it later that night. I remind her he said between 2 and 6 and she says, "we can't go today, HIS BROTHER DIED." WTF??? She said, "His funeral is tonight and I have to go. Can you bring me gas money?" WTF!!!???? So, I said, "Yeah, I'll bring it. Wait for me on the corner of XXXX and XXXXX at the shell station."
I called and verified that her ex's brother was alive and well.
I never showed up. Screw her. Little liar has run over me for the last time. She has some nerve.
