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napsgear
genezapharmateuticals
domestic-supply
puritysourcelabs
Research Chemical SciencesUGFREAKeudomestic
napsgeargenezapharmateuticals domestic-supplypuritysourcelabsResearch Chemical SciencesUGFREAKeudomestic

My fucking cat

Mr. dB

Elite Mentor
Platinum
Platinum
That fuzzy-assed little fucker. I get home from work, he meets me by the steps in front of my building, follows me up the steps, across the front porch, and to the front door. Beyond the front door there's a foyer and a security door. I enter the combination, open the security door, and hold it open so that the cat can follow me through. But the cat just lingers at the fucking threshold and will go no further.

So I have to find a brick to prop the security door open, and as I walk from the foyer to the stairs that go up to the second floor where my apartment is, he finally comes inside. So I quickly run back to the foyer and kick out the brick that's propping the door open, so that the security door can lock.

He won't follow me inside until he sees me walking up the steps, I don't get it. If he didn't want to come inside, why did he follow me all the way from the front yard up to the foyer, just to stop at the threshold?

Contrary little fucker. Maybe I should fucking sell him to the Chinese restaurant down the street.

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=488787
 
Cats are evil creatures who find areas in your houses to spray and continue to do it. Meanwhile the smell develops and the homeowner never realizes it.

I still love the purr
 
that's fucked up.
 
Mine wakes me up every morning at 6:00 a.m. for me to open the door so she can watch the birds and wildlife. She's not content sitting in the window, I'm going to have to get her one of those window seats.

I'm so geigh....
 
he wanted to be with you but was not done making the rounds around his "territory." That's all.
 
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