My fucking cat

[Mr. dB]

The thing is, I think the cat knows that if I let go of the door it's going to slam shut and he won't be able to come and go as he pleases, so he waits for me to prop it open in hopes that he'll be able to sneak out again later.

Then he jumps in my bed while I'm sleeping and tries to spoon with me.

 

[Mr. dB]

Great stuff c00p!

However, my cat is a black & white "tuxedo" cat. He looks like Sylvester. Or a penguin. Or a killer whale.

 

[Sassy69]

Mine wears a bikini. He does the same shit. Why not just kick him in the door? My stupid cat is waaay to fat to sit on the window sill & he aint' getting a custom steel-reinforced seat to part his fat ass on to stare at birds he'll never catch. He does like to yowl to go on the deck & watch "the wildlife". Except even if he's out there I can't shut the door or he immediatley freaks out & starts yowling to get in. And its 95 degrees out - I ain't leaving the damn door open unless he gets a job to pay the A/C bill.

And we've already had that discusssoin about him getting a job to cover his end of the expenses. He just sits there & shows me the "no opposable thumbs" and walks away. Maybe at least if I sprayed some spray adhesive to his feet he would pick up some of the cat hair he deposits in every inch of my house....

 

[heatherrae]

I have the smartest, cooliest cat on earth. He's more like a minature black panther.

I like your new avatar!

 

[Raptorex]

Cats are so odd, I love them, but I have one that is so loving and another that doesn't even want to be near you!

 

[gotmilk]

My cats just puked on my new rug. I think they hate the color

 

[wootoom]

is that why ur sendong dog pics in ur karma messages now? LOL

 

[Mr. dB]

is that why ur sendong dog pics in ur karma messages now? LOL

Who me?

I alternate between puppies and kittens so as not to play favorites.