My fucking cat

[Mr. dB]

That fuzzy-assed little fucker. I get home from work, he meets me by the steps in front of my building, follows me up the steps, across the front porch, and to the front door. Beyond the front door there's a foyer and a security door. I enter the combination, open the security door, and hold it open so that the cat can follow me through. But the cat just lingers at the fucking threshold and will go no further.

So I have to find a brick to prop the security door open, and as I walk from the foyer to the stairs that go up to the second floor where my apartment is, he finally comes inside. So I quickly run back to the foyer and kick out the brick that's propping the door open, so that the security door can lock.

He won't follow me inside until he sees me walking up the steps, I don't get it. If he didn't want to come inside, why did he follow me all the way from the front yard up to the foyer, just to stop at the threshold?

Contrary little fucker. Maybe I should fucking sell him to the Chinese restaurant down the street.

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=488787

 

[DieselGunz]

lol cats are great people always say a dog is a mans best friend but I dont think os they are just mindless idiots who do what they are told and have no personality

Not a cat they exactly what they when they want

 

[Gymgurl]

Sell him he's useless

 

[ortiz34]

Cats are evil creatures who find areas in your houses to spray and continue to do it. Meanwhile the smell develops and the homeowner never realizes it.

I still love the purr

 

[i am what i am]

sell him and get a dog with the profits.

 

[stilleto]

that's fucked up.

 

[Gymgurl]

fuzzy little bastards don't care about their humans at all

 

[H_T_]

Cats can survive without a humans help. a Dog cannot.

 

[Chambewy20]

Mine wakes me up every morning at 6:00 a.m. for me to open the door so she can watch the birds and wildlife. She's not content sitting in the window, I'm going to have to get her one of those window seats.

I'm so geigh....

 

[heatherrae]

he wanted to be with you but was not done making the rounds around his "territory." That's all.

 

[silverfish]

Cats can survive without a humans help. a Dog cannot.

Tell that to the wild dogs in the forests of PA. Fugging mongrels.

 

[redguru]

We used to shoot them for running deer. Down here they hunt deer with dogs

 

[H_T_]

Tell that to the wild dogs in the forests of PA. Fugging mongrels.

well of course animals will survive in ideal surroundings, but cats can make it almost anywhere, and flourish.

 

[c00per]

 

[biteme]

I like dogs and cats. I Just don't like living with them. Kind of like people

 

[jnevin]

Fuckaluckadingdong.

 

[string_bean00]

my roommate's cat was pretty ok until he got neutered

then he turned into a lazy fuck who sat by the shoe rack thing all day

 

[Island Son]

my roommate's cat was pretty ok until he got neutered

then he turned into a lazy fuck who sat by the shoe rack thing all day

marriage has the same effect

 

[starfish]

I have the smartest, cooliest cat on earth. He's more like a minature black panther.

 

[H_T_]

I have the smartest, cooliest cat on earth. He's more like a minature black panther.

look Meow, everyone says that about their dogs, cats & kids. so make with the pics of the cat solving mysteries and i'll believe ya.........

 

[Mr. dB]

The thing is, I think the cat knows that if I let go of the door it's going to slam shut and he won't be able to come and go as he pleases, so he waits for me to prop it open in hopes that he'll be able to sneak out again later.

Then he jumps in my bed while I'm sleeping and tries to spoon with me.

 

[Mr. dB]

Great stuff c00p!

However, my cat is a black & white "tuxedo" cat. He looks like Sylvester. Or a penguin. Or a killer whale.

 

[Sassy69]

Mine wears a bikini. He does the same shit. Why not just kick him in the door? My stupid cat is waaay to fat to sit on the window sill & he aint' getting a custom steel-reinforced seat to part his fat ass on to stare at birds he'll never catch. He does like to yowl to go on the deck & watch "the wildlife". Except even if he's out there I can't shut the door or he immediatley freaks out & starts yowling to get in. And its 95 degrees out - I ain't leaving the damn door open unless he gets a job to pay the A/C bill.

And we've already had that discusssoin about him getting a job to cover his end of the expenses. He just sits there & shows me the "no opposable thumbs" and walks away. Maybe at least if I sprayed some spray adhesive to his feet he would pick up some of the cat hair he deposits in every inch of my house....

 

[heatherrae]

I have the smartest, cooliest cat on earth. He's more like a minature black panther.

I like your new avatar!

 

[Raptorex]

Cats are so odd, I love them, but I have one that is so loving and another that doesn't even want to be near you!

 

[gotmilk]

My cats just puked on my new rug. I think they hate the color

 

[wootoom]

is that why ur sendong dog pics in ur karma messages now? LOL

 

[Mr. dB]

is that why ur sendong dog pics in ur karma messages now? LOL

Who me?

I alternate between puppies and kittens so as not to play favorites.