Managing Xmas time

[anthrax]

Try this:

Annoying Aunt: "Oh come on! Have some!"

You: "No thanks, I have a diet and I've ate as much as I want at this point"

Annoying Aunt: "Oh come on Dear, indulge a little, after all it's Christmas!"

You: "Indulge huh?"

Annoying Aunt: "Yes, treat yourself!"

You: "O.K. then I don't suppose you'd mind if I indulge a little and masturbate at the dinner table then?"

Trust me! They will leave you alone after this! (and they will NEVER seat you at the kid's table either!)

I'm not sure it would work with my boss at my job X-Mas party

 

[Griz1]

God forbid someone might actually think it's a good idea and start a team building/masturbation session.




So I guess I baked this thread huh?

 

[NJRipped]

The great thing about eating perfectly clean all the time for an extended period is knowing that, if you do binge on junk, it will make you sick as a dog. Those who watched "Supersize Me" saw the guy vomit after eating McDonalds just because he wasn't used to eating that crap. that's my incentive.

 

[abarlament]

Props to you njripped for getting to that point. I loves me some baaaad baaad food

 

[chewyxrage]

The great thing about eating perfectly clean all the time for an extended period is knowing that, if you do binge on junk, it will make you sick as a dog. Those who watched "Supersize Me" saw the guy vomit after eating McDonalds just because he wasn't used to eating that crap. that's my incentive.

That guy spoke at NIU a couple months ago. Showed the movie and then had a Q and A period. Pretty interesting.

 

[anthrax]

The great thing about eating perfectly clean all the time for an extended period is knowing that, if you do binge on junk, it will make you sick as a dog. Those who watched "Supersize Me" saw the guy vomit after eating McDonalds just because he wasn't used to eating that crap. that's my incentive.

I manage to detoxify from coke (regular and diet) and I can no longer drink one can w/o thiking it's pure crap (even the taste)