Managing Xmas time

[Joe Stenson]

It seems like there is always a party or birthday party or holiday every week, you just have to say enough is enough

I couldn't agree more.

 

[mrzap]

I just happily finished off the last of the egg nogg.

 

[tiger88]

if ya write everything down TRUST ME u will feel guilty if u are havvin to wrtie down all the shit u have ate or have eat.... but go out and have some good eats just dont ever do it.... if ya are competeting soon well i guess no soup for you then

 

[jenscats5]

I'll probably go to town as usual..... BUT fortunately I don't have any family to cook for me or to cook for, so I won't be inundated with leftovers & a TON of parties.... plus we skipped my hubby's work holiday party....

 

[anthrax]

plus we skipped my hubby's work holiday party....

How did you do that ?

I NEED a good excuse not to go to mine

 

[trojan1444]

The worst is when you're sitting at the table and you're relatives give you shit for not cramming your face with gravy and pumpkin pie.

 

[jenscats5]

How did you do that ?

I NEED a good excuse not to go to mine

We just didn't go.......didn't go last year either..... He just didn't want to go so we didn't go....

One good thing about being laid off is that all the food gift baskets that will get sent to the office -- I won't be there to eat them.... that's good for me....

 

[anthrax]

We just didn't go.......didn't go last year either..... He just didn't want to go so we didn't go....

Sounds good

I'll try that

You're looking for another job ?

 

[jenscats5]

Sounds good

I'll try that

You're looking for another job ?

Not currently....still on severance....

 

[Griz1]

The worst is when you're sitting at the table and you're relatives give you shit for not cramming your face with gravy and pumpkin pie.

Try this:

Annoying Aunt: "Oh come on! Have some!"

You: "No thanks, I have a diet and I've ate as much as I want at this point"

Annoying Aunt: "Oh come on Dear, indulge a little, after all it's Christmas!"

You: "Indulge huh?"

Annoying Aunt: "Yes, treat yourself!"

You: "O.K. then I don't suppose you'd mind if I indulge a little and masturbate at the dinner table then?"

Trust me! They will leave you alone after this! (and they will NEVER seat you at the kid's table either!)